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This was hard to lift. Couldn't imagine lifting up two and just handing to some guy.
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This was hard to lift. Couldn't imagine lifting up two and just handing to some guy.
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It’s almost like he was lying through his piss-yellow teeth.
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Wouldn’t be an awkward handoff at all.
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Yeah, but rick has giant, muscular arms:
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It's my brother's home gym. I was curious to see how heavy a 60lb dumbbell actually is, and how it would feel to hand two to a dude. Physically impossible.
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Its like handing two bags of concrete to someone shopping bag style haha. Youd need to be a freak like big lenny
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The secret is to lift with your tits.
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Stupid Florentine really highlighted the simply identifiable lies of that story.
1) Why would the gym bro make jokes about the fat chick to the fat guy when there was a good chance they were boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife.
2) Who would "wait there" when some effeminate cunt told them to "wait here." Especially if he's this 80s movie ideal of a jock that Fat made up. And he's then going to meekly accept the 2 60lb dumbbells Fat boy can't lift up but does in this fantasy?
Fat. Liar. Fat, fat, liar
1) Why would the gym bro make jokes about the fat chick to the fat guy when there was a good chance they were boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife.
2) Who would "wait there" when some effeminate cunt told them to "wait here." Especially if he's this 80s movie ideal of a jock that Fat made up. And he's then going to meekly accept the 2 60lb dumbbells Fat boy can't lift up but does in this fantasy?
Fat. Liar. Fat, fat, liar
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There's no room on the handle for another person to grab... Very odd how a middle aged man would make up such a silly tale.
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No no no, little baby infant. You simply do noT understand. The brotosaurus laid his palms flat for me to drop the weights into. Then I admonished him for shaming the hefty lady on the stairmaster. After which, the entire gym applauded and lifted me upon their shoulders while the big lady mouthed "thank you" at me with tears in her eyes.
I'm sorry you're stupid. I can't help you.
Prison awaits.
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I don't know any gym where the dumbbells are close enough to the Stairmaster that waiting for them, and the fat body to return with them, wouldn't take at least three minutes.
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You don't think Fat could farmer's walk 120lbs for 3 minutes (startled baboon screech)
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Plus he'd have to waddle like a fat penguin 50+ feet to deliver the 120 pounds to the waiting bro. The guy would have to watch Pat waddle awkwardly over.
I think it's safe to say that we have debunked the story. Someone should contact him and have the piece taken down from the internet for journalistic malpractice.
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What 80's song played during this outro? Don't leave a nigger hanging.
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Nick Lowe's "Cruel to Be Kind" just came on the radio, so I'm imagining that.
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Pat has retard strength.
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There isn't a street in this great Republic that I couldn't beat the piss out of Pat on...
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Me personally didn't believe Patrick on that one