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Man boobs in Paris
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1:25 6 figure author splurged for a 60 euro a night airbnb lol
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I never watched the whole thing before. I was going to say how fucking weird it is to include some guy (especially one you don't seem to know very well) on your honeymoon. But towards the end of the video, the guy mentions that he just found out they're on their honeymoon and seems to know it's strange and he seems uncomfortable about it.
He also seems increasingly annoyed with Pat and Niki as the video goes on. He has to bleep out a bunch of vulgar, crazy shit Pat said at one point. He has these two retards flailing around and yelling shit out at the camera behind him while he's trying to talk to it. He has to introduce them to people and watch them make stereotypical Midwestern assholes of themselves all day with him in tow. By the end of the video he's just done with their shit and interviewing some other guy.
He also seems increasingly annoyed with Pat and Niki as the video goes on. He has to bleep out a bunch of vulgar, crazy shit Pat said at one point. He has these two retards flailing around and yelling shit out at the camera behind him while he's trying to talk to it. He has to introduce them to people and watch them make stereotypical Midwestern assholes of themselves all day with him in tow. By the end of the video he's just done with their shit and interviewing some other guy.
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Yeah, I've used gifs I'd made from that vid from time to time (they mostly suck but at least they capture his "Ugly American" personage). He was at his peak Frat Pat/Stealthy Geek stage on that trip; baseball cap and Captain America shirt.
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The restaurant part is great. Pat's sitting there chewing and the guy's like "is that your first croque monsiuer?" Pat: "it is, yeah." Guy: inaudibly asks how it is. Pat: "we'll see in a moment." And the guy gives the camera this hilarious "Well, fuck me, I guess" face. Pat just gives him fucking nothing. It reminded me of when he said he almost died on that one podcast and the host was like "...Do you want to expand on that?" And he responded "No." He's such an unlikable cunt.
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I want to shit in that man's hat.
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Creepy doll french lady could get it. Almost scared the cum right out of me.
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I'm no lip reader, but it looked like "Then we started talking about [underage women]" to me.
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I hope nobody leaves a thumbs down or disapproving comments.
I'd be hitting on her and ignoring that she's a horror thingy. "Wanna watch some Seinfeld with me?" that sort of thing.
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She's too fine to be scary. Go ahead and try to stab me, that way when the police come I could say I fucked her in self defense.
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Paris and it's people seem lovely, shame about the reverse crusade that's ongoing
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I just watched it a few times and he actually said "Then we started talking about a threesome later", note how Nikki lights up and jumps in the frame after the comment.
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In their mid 30s, both supposedly "work," no kids (that they pay for anyway) so more disposable income, and they stay in that horrible shithole? Hahaha. So poor. If you're some Midwestern rube who's probably only ever going to Paris once, do it properly and stay in a decent hotel.
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Isn't Swanson the guy Jay Mohr banged?
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I don't know if you were kidding but I think you're right.
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I'm not kidding at all, that is 100% what he said and again, Nikki loved the comment...on the honeymoon. Fucking disgusting.
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I'm a professional lip reader and I'm 100% sure he said "then we started talking about child pornography" and then he gave it the thumbs up.
Nice work, Mew!Yeah, I've used gifs I'd made from that vid from time to time (they mostly suck but at least they capture his "Ugly American" personage). He was at his peak Frat Pat/Stealthy Geek stage on that trip; baseball cap and Captain America shirt.