Mama Raven to the rescue

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[guest]

Aah baby boy went crying to mama Raven. Ssshh baby child, mama will make it all alright again. That’s why he is the way he is. He never got disciplined or correcTed.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

This is another lie - he never learned how to write.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Teachers smacked his hand not for being left-handed, but when he was caught stealing other kid's lunches.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Mr and Mrs Tomlinson we have tested your son and he scored "fucking retarded" which makes this necessary as you do with training animals, excuse me Mr Tomlinson, could you please speak, I have no idea what you are trying to communicate when you are honking your horn and squirting me with seltzer

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Sure pig, you got your knuckles smacked with a ruler while attending a public school in the mid 1980s.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

So Pat attended a Catholic boarding school in the 1930s. Sounds believable.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I saved this from the old board, credit to the brothaman that made it.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I thought pigs where ambidextrous?

 

[BoringFaggot]

Tough guy Nazi fighter or helpless victim of Right Wing Christianity...

Pick one and stick to it, Pat.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Mr and Mrs Tomlinson we have tested your son and he scored "fucking retarded" which makes this necessary as you do with training animals, excuse me Mr Tomlinson, could you please speak, I have no idea what you are trying to communicate when you are honking your horn and squirting me with seltzer

 

[SFWA liaison]

zero chance this happened in the mid 80s in Wisconsin, what a delusional faggot

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

And he has the penmanship of a lazy fourth grader.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Guys this is a case where Pat might not actually be lying. I've read a book about how schools eveolved over the years and in 1985 Wisconsin public schools were vehemently against left handed faggots

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Too bad those teachers weren't there to rap his knuckles when he voluntarily signed away all of his daughter's parental rights.

 

[guest]

zero chance this happened in the mid 80s in Wisconsin, what a delusional faggot

Wrong Child, Pat looks very young for a man who entered school in 1886.

 

[Phish]

She said “hush child. Your knuckles will be just fine under my sweet wing. Just dont go near my “toxic, trying-to-kill-you breasts” because theyre still full battery acid, little nothing.”

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

 

[Phish]

And they usually have a serious twitter addiction

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

1886.

A Rite-Aid???

wait shit