Magnets don't stick to our new stainless steel fridge - Dec 9, 2020

[Stent]

I assume everything in their house is sticky eventually.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

https://mobile.twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1404958235669549058

That's the ol' pepper

 

[Meownaw]

"Let me educate you on something I just googled" Pat is the worst.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I remember when someone pointed out that the microwave on top of the fridge was a terrible spot and pat said nope it's the perfect height. What an idiot.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

https://mobile.twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1404958235669549058

If I spent $5,000 in lawyer fees to get a twitter account back, it would be, by a wide margin, the most embarrassing thing in my life and I would take that information to the grave. But he's so lacking in self-awareness and so drunk on narcissism he just... tweets it out even though there are whole message boards worth of people who would use that info for months worth of material.

 

[RoTheHo69]

long story short the nickel content of nikki's pussy is from the brothas throwing nickels in there to make a wish after they're done farting.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Here’s what probably happened. Pat needed to broadcast this kindergarten-level scientific discovery but had no reason to so he made up a typically needless Tomlinson Tall-Tale; absolutely not expecting to steal enough money from the government to buy himself a new fridge the following year.

 

[Stent]

"Let me educate you on something I just googled" Pat is the worst.

He recently tweeted about a cartoon YouTube channel that talks about basic bitch science for simple folks. It's full of the topics like the Fermi paradox which he has done 20 conjoined tweets about like he's some expert. He doesn't even Google. That would imply effort to discover. He just consumes video after video.

https://www.youtube.com/user/Kurzgesagt

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Yknow, they usually tell you in the listing if the door is magnetic.

Also: WHERE'S QUASI'S MONEY NIGGA?! YOU OUT HERE BUYING FRIDGES, YOU FAT, PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY-LOOKIN' MOTHAFUCKA?!

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

no fridge magnets?!?! now the idiots are gonna win

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He really lacks some basic science knowledge yet thinks he understands it on a quantum level.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I remember when someone pointed out that the microwave on top of the fridge was a terrible spot and pat said nope it's the perfect height. What an idiot.

He claimed he and are Niki were tall or/and same height which of course was not true

 

[guest]

I remember learning stainless steel wasn't magnetic in a science lesson at school. I was probably 10 or 11 years old. This is yet another reminder that we're dealing with an actual moron, in the Victorian medical sense of the word.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Magnets stick the new one because the stainless steel is only like a tinfoil covering over the standard steel, its a jew selling gimmick that magnets stick not that its cheaper to produce

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The microwave kills me every time. I want one of them to dump scalding hot soup on their heads.

 

[Phish]

Did he really buy two refrigerators in one year? Even if he bought one and then swapped in a different one on warranty, that's still like $1,500+ (https://www.bestbuy.com/site/whirlp...rator-stainless-steel/5811900.p?skuId=5811900).

For those tallying up his absurd purchases after receiving his PPP loans (please add anything I've forgotten):

• Refrigerator
• Treadmill
• Jumping Boxes
• Weight bench
• Pull up bar
• Big screen TV
• That $300 used bar
• $100 for cardboard cutouts for Brewers games
• Trip to Costa Rica
• Trip to Denver
• Rockies/Brewers tickets
• Shitty disc-less Xbox
• Car detailing
• Hundreds of trips to the bar
• Speeding ticket in Outagamie County
• $24,000 to Quasi
• Another $100,000 to his lawyers for the LOLsuit
• $0 in child support for his daughter

This despite no discernable income and a wife who has already declared bankruptcy once in his life. This shit makes no sense for someone who needed a PPP loan.

Hush child. It was for his employees

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Hush child. It was for his employees

Wouldn't surprise me that they didn't pull that jew accounting trick by claiming it was all for both their "businesses" cafeteria,company gym,etc.. she claimed mortgage payments for the ppp

 

[Phish]

Wouldn't surprise me that they didn't pull that jew accounting trick by claiming it was all for both their "businesses" cafeteria,company gym,etc.. she claimed mortgage payments for the ppp

There was 1000% no doubt fuckery in my opinion. Ive said before, my GF was offered tens of thousands of $ but she said “i dont need it. There are small mom and pop shops that need it.” I didnt have the heart that to tell her its all Tomlinsons and Walmart CEOs getting that $$.

 

[fusciasomething]

Niki was wearing all grey and standing in the kitchen so Pat got confused.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

In his defense he is pretty fat so it stands to reason he could burn through a fridge per year easily.

He wore out the door hinges.