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Lonely Rick

Malibu Pat

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Malibu Pat

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Yo Rick, why ain’t you post a picture of your book signing?

why ain’t you thank yo fans for showing their support?

did no one show up?

Nah, you’s a six-figure author at the biggest sci-fi con of the year.

them cyberstalkers be makin up lies. Right, nigguh?…


HELL NAH, you lying piece of shit, bitch-made faggot. No one want to buy yo wack ass books, no one want to meet yo sorry ass and no one want yo worthless autograph.

Am I lying?
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NICE BOOK SIGNING, STUPID
Looks like he only brought only 5-6 books to sign. Sad!. He'll lie and say the rest are in a box under the table and "outta the way, child"

edit- i changed some spelling errors because I’m a dumb whore
 
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TheDarkFezRises

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How many markers? How many markers did he have?

Is that a whole 5 books he has on his table? Didn't he say something about how many he could fit in his carry on?

That Quasimodo hump is incredible. And he wearing a mask with nobody near him.

Three other guys all congregated together having some normie small talk and fatty excluded all on his lonesome checking out the con's hashtag.

Of course there's an atheist t-shirt at a pedo convention.

I'm sure this pic will be forensically broken down in the future.
 

Easily_Remembered

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Yo Rick, why ain’t you post a picture of your book signing?

why ain’t you thank yo fans for showing their support?

did no one show up?

Nah, you’s a six-figure author at the biggest sci-fi con of the year.

them cyberstalkers be makin up lies. Right, nigguh?…


HELL NAH, you lying piece of shit, bitch-made faggot. No one want to buy yo wack ass books, no one want to meet yo sorry ass and no one want yo worthless autograph.

Am I lying?
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NICE BOOK SIGNING, STUPID
" Poe boy from a Poe family" shirt with Edgar Allen Poe's face superimposed on a family.

WorldCon is officially for faggots.
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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Roundtrip flight from Milwaukee to DC: $350

Checking 50 copies of your books: $35 each way

Ubers to and from the airport, hotel, and convention center: $125

Budget hotel for two nights: $200

Bar food for every meal: $200

Hand-selling and signing zero books, having the only people who visit your booth ask you about a business card with a website on it, becoming a laughing stock among a group of weirdos, losers, and pedophiles: Priceless
 
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