Like anyone wants go halves on his shitty writing

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Hey Rick, I had an original idea for a novel that I'm very excited about. The only issue is there isn't enough hamfisted virtue signaling. I also don't feel like it's derivative enough from other established franchise.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He has ideas that nobody wants to buy. He’s writing on spec for a reason. You don’t publish 6 books then write on spec, he doesn’t even get freelance article work anymore.

He can only drum up business by crying victim and getting a few pity gigs or book sales.

 

[RobertMewler]

i've got an idea
how about a repoman.....IN SPACE?

I've got the perfect title! Starship Repo!

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I have more ideas in my head than I have left years to write them all

So you have four ideas in that fat, high-blood pressure, horrible diet, no exercise head of yours?

And you haven't finished writing a book since March 2020, despite unemployment and COVID lockdowns being a very conducive environment for writing.

Remember when Pat used to "as a comedian..." everyone on Twitter even though he was barely a comedian, then it slowly stopped as he did less and less and finally no standup? We're about 26 months in on his final countdown to cease cosplaying as an author anymore.

Write something, Fatso. Then you can talk.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Better writer and handler of trolls than Pat
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There’s some documentary about this on YouTube that’s so creepy. Here it is:

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Does he EVER get asked about his future books or plans to follow up on his series? Ever?

Occasionally some dumb faggot with shitty taste will ask him about one of his unfinished trilogies. That's when he tells them to tweet @Tor. It's really pathetic.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

When things get a little slow for him, he finds a way to be cunty to imaginary people who didn’t ask him for anything. He is repulsive in every possible way.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

The only bestseller Pat could ever write would be a daily journal describing what he had to do that day to battle the trolls.

5/18:
Text received approximately 5:15am, captured screenshot, saved to evidence folder, informed them texting is a felony.

Tweet received approximately 7:30am from user “Niki’s big ears” falsely calling me a judgment debtor. Captured screenshot, saved to evidence folder, corrected the record and blocked.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Occasionally some dumb faggot with shitty taste will ask him about one of his unfinished trilogies. That's when he tells them to tweet @Tor. It's really pathetic.

I like when he tells his dedicated “following” to DEMAND that TOR give him a new contract for book sequels and it barely gets any likes. Guess that following isn’t dedicated or even real.

 

[Will Tate]

I like when he tells his dedicated “following” to DEMAND that TOR give him a new contract for book sequels and it barely gets any likes. Guess that following isn’t dedicated or even real.

First half of this is like Joe typed it.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Reminds me of the alt.tv.sopranos days and this retard hawking his self-published dogshit, complete with his own fake reviews.


It could be a protoFatrick.

 

[Will Tate]

Reminds me of the alt.tv.sopranos days and this retard hawking his self-published dogshit, complete with his own fake reviews.


It could be a protoFatrick.

That synopsis reads like if Pat did a book report on it in high school.

 

[guest]

You wouldnt even get a months worth of rent. I feel sorry for anyone that agrees to a business deal with Pat. He would end up suing that person at some point.

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This faggot is a lunatic.

 

[Meownaw]

i've got an idea
how about a repoman.....IN SPACE?

John Wayne is a fag and it's beautiful, child.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Couldn't finish a single shift at a fucking low traffic target. Yet we're supposed to think he's busy now that he has no formal employment and we easily document his daily waste (or waist, he's fucking fat) of time corecTTing the record on twitter against pests. Fat delusional and obese.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Tiny Tim and and someone else's work in space aren't ideas fatso. Although I really do want to see him rip off Star Wars. "My book is like Star Wars - except it's even further out in space!!"

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Tiny Tim and and someone else's work in space aren't ideas fatso. Although I really do want to see him rip off Star Wars. "My book is like Star Wars - except it's even further out in space!!"

That was supposed to be a short story as kind of silly/fun quick work and he turned it into a two year long project that he is hoping to monetize. I cant imagine people want to buy a xmas story year round enough that it will pay the bills.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

They why the fuck are you writing public-domain fan fic?

[Archived]

Hasn't published a book in two years. Has abandoned multiple useless projects and finally settled on an already completely played out, already been done sequel to a classic novel. Ideas are BURSTING out of this motherfuckers thinking' meats.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

While we’re writing dogshit about fictional events, how about the LOLCaust, but in sPaCe?!?!

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Any partnership with Pat would boil down to him giving constant criticism and nothing else.

He’d then take full credit for the final product and use some sort of passive aggressive insult to thank his partner because he’s a douchebag.