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Do the fucking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles each represent an element AND a virtue? Didn't think so.
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Let's all watch Warriors of Virtue together
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The turtles would win in a fight, Abe. Even being outnumbered.
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No, because they aren’t faggots.
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The fucking Warriors of Virtue can do huge flips through the fucking air and run across water like Crouching Tigers and Hidden fucking Dragons, did you even watch the fucking movie? Do you think a turtle can take out a kangaroo? Take your Corey Feldman turtles and fuck off. I'm not gonna sit here and have the Warriors of Virtue disrespected in my own fucking Warriors of Virtue thread, goddammit. I'm fawkin heatin up. I just punched four holes in my wall, smashed my TV with a chair and kicked a big dent in my garbage can. This is fucking BULLSHIT.
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I can't even believe the fucking FILTHY SHIT you motherfuckers are talking about the Warriors of Virtue. I'm going to end up in the fucking psyche ward over this. My entire house is destroyed. THANKS A LOT. FUCK.
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I tried to do a run up the wall backflip and I think I shattered my pelvis again. I need assistance. Please, someone call my grandson Jamie.
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Nunchucks are fucking gay. I made a set when I was a kid out of the butt ends of pool cues but I made the chain too long so as soon as I tried to spin them around and do ninja shit with them I just kept wailing myself in the spine with them.
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Love you, Abe!
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I believe my ass may be broken as well. I'm in bad shape, sport.
That's the single most powerful scene in cinematic history and made the living hell of shooting that movie all worthwhile.
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You know what the Warriors of Virtue don’t have? A hot piece of ass like April O’Neil.
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Turtle fucking whore. One of the Warriors of Virtue is a beautiful lady kangaroo and she only fucks other kangaroos after at least three dates.
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She doesn’t fuck the turtles. She’s there for our benefit. Enjoy jerking off to a kangaroo though.
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I WILL!
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YOU'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD TO ME
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This is now a Ninja Turtles thread.
I’ve been reading the Mirage comics lately. It reads pretty good.
I’ve been reading the Mirage comics lately. It reads pretty good.
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I'm going to swerve to run over turtles from now on.
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They are motherfucking you Abe and I won't stand for it.
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Careful getting salmonella on your tires.