Let's all watch Warriors of Virtue together

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Imagine if Brad the jock kid went to Tao instead of Ryan the cripple. He'd be giving all the Warriors of Virtue melvins and shit. Or Chucky the black kid. Any time anything magical happened he'd scream high pitched and run away. Or Ming the chink. He'd slaughter the Warriors of Virtue and eat them.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yee's retarded by the way, that's why he doesn't talk.

 

[Meownaw]

I feel uncomfortable watching this. Almost like a Tomlinson watching kids movies by myself. Would be different if I watched this before but I don't know. It's a tough one.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I feel uncomfortable watching this. Almost like a Tomlinson watching kids movies by myself. Would be different if I watched this before but I don't know. It's a tough one.

Do you want a fucking signed photo or not?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

How come you weren't in this one, T-Bone? You can't say Landau fucked your ass this time, he had nothing to do with it. What gives? This seems like the perfect movie for you to play a wise and peaceful (but still physically intimidating) old master.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How come you weren't in this one, T-Bone? You can't say Landau fucked your ass this time, he had nothing to do with it. What gives? This seems like the perfect movie for you to play a wise and peaceful (but still physically intimidating) old master.

I made a lot of enemies at MGM. I want to shoot that lion right in the face.

 

[Meownaw]

I made a lot of enemies at MGM. I want to shoot that lion right in the face.

They should have hired you and put a fish there. Just for your information this is a reference to your great show Fish not the time you found bones in your tuna salmon.

 

[Stent]

Required viewing for future WoV discussion.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I had a couple of the action figures. I had the mute retard Yee with the metal ring thing and Yun with the green sword.

 

[HeyItsVos]

I wanted the toys so that they could join forces with my Ninja Turtles. But the movie bombed so hard that the toys were dumped by stores almost immediately.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Whoa, Yee the silent retard was played by Doug Jones. That's kind of neat. He's easily the most successful actor in this movie.

 

[Meownaw]

Did you ever watch the sequel Abe?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Did you ever watch the sequel Abe?

I didn't. Ryan the cripple is played by a different kid in it apparently. What that kid looked like and what he aged into is hilarious. He was a handsome kid and he turned into a goofy bug eyed little wop.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Cakehorn would've loved Warriors of Virtue. But he abandoned us.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So... What did everyone think of Warriors of Virtue? Because I know everyone who commented on this thread definitely watched the whole thing. Your reports are due, funsters.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Rewatching, I found it problematic that there is no rainbow warrior who represents the virtue of homosexuality.

 

[LiberalPussy]

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie from 1990 was far better.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie from 1990 was far better.

That's not what this is about.

 

[LiberalPussy]

That's not what this is about.

Just saving this thread, brotherman

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Just saving this thread, brotherman

You know what? Get the fuck out.