Legal Expert Pat still crying

[Gay Faggot.]

Patrick thinks posting information from the white pages is an arrestable offense.

Wrong as always, stlaker. I have sent time subpoenas to the past, to arrest yellowbooks. White pages is waiting quietly for the knock. As should you, stlaker.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

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Yo, also who addresses an envelope like this? Is he incapable of doing anything right?

 

[Harry Powell]

Violent recidivist felon nigger passes bad paper, can't man up at 46 to be arrested and his heart explodes due to multiple drug intoxication, while cop uses standard knee on shoulder subduing technique used on most men, and these retards want the world to burn because arrests for crimes should me negotiable. Then fat retard gets tweeted and texted mean things he can just ignore, but rascals doing it don't deserve even a trial just summary lifelong prison. Fat needs to be beaten to death, slowly, with a fucking wet paper stuffed PVC pipe, in minecraft.

Allow me to retort

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

I don't get it. All the "illegal" stuff happens on other sites and irl. It's not against the law to visit this site. How is getting my home adress going to catch whomever faxed Hooligans that time?

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

It's double Jeopardy Pat we're immune to the law now

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Yo, also who addresses an envelope like this? Is he incapable of doing anything right?

He has to make sure his name is bigger

 

[Meownaw]

He has to make sure his name is bigger

The more scribbled the name the bigger the fame, child.
Rupert Tubkin

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

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Holy shit. He’s a legitimate pants-shitting retard.

1. I’m the same age at Fatass, and I learned how to address an envelope at age four. He still doesn’t know where to put the destination address, and the return address is supposed to be less prominent than the recipient’s

2. His fat womanly hands make my physically ill. I bet his handshake is like squeezing a dead old lady’s ass

3. Nice self-doxx, stupid

Fuck this pic is an instant Pat classic, up there with the subway drool and of course The Lappening.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Holy shit. He’s a legitimate pants-shitting retard.

1. I’m the same age at Fatass, and I learned how to address an envelope at age four. He still doesn’t know where to put the destination address, and the return address is supposed to be less prominent than the recipient’s

2. His fat womanly hands make my physically ill. I bet his handshake is like squeezing a dead old lady’s ass

3. Nice self-doxx, stupid

Fuck this pic is an instant Pat classic, up there with the subway drool and of course The Lappening.

It shows how much of an ego he has, he believes he’s so important his name and return address must be huge because this is a letter from PATRICK S TOMLINSON. I can’t even begin to imagine how awful it would be to have to interact with him.

 

[Stent]

Holy shit. He’s a legitimate pants-shitting retard.

1. I’m the same age at Fatass, and I learned how to address an envelope at age four. He still doesn’t know where to put the destination address, and the return address is supposed to be less prominent than the recipient’s

He never sent those. They are empty envelopes. He only wanted his name to be seen.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

He never sent those. They are empty envelopes. He only wanted his name to be seen.

Fatso probably licks the self-adhesive stamps, too

 

[ChildlessHambino]

His handwriting is fat and obnoxious

 

[guest]

Holy shit. He’s a legitimate pants-shitting retard.

1. I’m the same age at Fatass, and I learned how to address an envelope at age four. He still doesn’t know where to put the destination address, and the return address is supposed to be less prominent than the recipient’s

2. His fat womanly hands make my physically ill. I bet his handshake is like squeezing a dead old lady’s ass

3. Nice self-doxx, stupid

Fuck this pic is an instant Pat classic, up there with the subway drool and of course The Lappening.

Is this another clue he doesn't have a bank account or anything? We have a shitload of return address labels, none of which we paid for. I think you get them for free when you order checks and I'm pretty sure we've gotten them from various charities we donated to. I can't remember the last time I had to write out a return address.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Also anyone with a cartoon avatar is guaranteed to be obese (and gross!)

Went to check this cunt out and was hospitalized for cringeitis. Retarded faggots, to the last zer.

 

[alkiefuck2]

 

[guest]

Yo, also who addresses an envelope like this? Is he incapable of doing anything right?

This envelope might be proof once and for all that he is full-on special needs.

 

[Pat the Simp]

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Who the hell addresses an envelope like that? His handwriting is terrible. The way he writes his capital A and K looks awfully similar to the gay virgin fatrick "vandalism".

 

[RobertMewler]

He never sent those. They are empty envelopes. He only wanted his name to be seen.

I think you're right. It was a photo op only. Picture the reality of that fatso fumbling with his phone to get the angle right for the pic. And he's awkwardly grabbing the stack as though he's afraid the envelopes will fall into the box.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Way to dox yourself pat.....again. You dumb shit. How did those internet trolls even find where you live? Explains how/why he got those weird rightwing postcards before we even knew about him.

If it wasn't just some individual I'm willing to bet pat signed up for them.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

This envelope might be proof once and for all that he is full-on special needs.

Yeah. My attorney called it immediately upon viewing Patso’s Twitter: pants-shitting retard. I was about 90% sure he was literally retarded before today. This picture makes it 100%. He’s on the short bus of life. It must’ve made his disability application a slam dunk.