Layla perplexed at her guffawing dullard father

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Dude my ex girlfriend Jessica Boyle is pathetic

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

She probably already has a bigger savings account than Joe. She’d better watch herself, he’s gonna start demanding an allowance from her soon.

SO SO SO SO SO you can do a paper route on the bike I BOUGHT FOR YOU, but I don’t deserve my 65% cut of your paycheck??

"You're gonna take care of me when you have a job right?"

As she's driving the nigger to a home

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I remember seeing a video about how the pores in their groin get clogged and you have to squeeze the gunk out of them like blackheads. It was fucking disgusting and should be enough to deter anyone from wanting to own a lizard.

I once knew this guy who didn't have a pot to piss in, yet decided he needed to own a pet lizard. So he got this hideous thing, and a huge aquarium, with heaters and whatnot, and he couldn't even touch it without wearing thick leather gloves. One day I was there, and laughing at his retarded pet, and he was going on about how the lizard was cool, and how it really liked him and all. And right then the thing launched a huge stream of shit all over the aquarium glass, and the whole room instantly reeked like death. The thing had some sort of disgusting mucus-y shit hanging from its ass, and he said he had to get his gloves and pull it off, which is when I split.

 

[RoTheHo69]

“So listen up, Layler. It’s about time that you learned some basic responsibility and the value of a hard day’s work. Now hop in the Gucci Fiat that your uncle bought and it’s time to go to TGI Friday’s to help me set up the sound system. I’ll buy you an order of mozzarella sticks COMPD!

LMAO layler. It's so accurate.

 

[RoTheHo69]

LMAO layler. It's so accurate.

He probably calls her like duuuuh duuuuuuuh uuuuh so so so so so Laylerrrr.... uhhhhh....