Layla perplexed at her guffawing dullard father

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yeah I assume she just wants to get the fuck out of there as soon as possible and she's actively taking steps to become independent of her retarded father.

“So listen up, Layler. It’s about time that you learned some basic responsibility and the value of a hard day’s work. Now hop in the Gucci Fiat that your uncle bought and it’s time to go to TGI Friday’s to help me set up the sound system. I’ll buy you an order of mozzarella sticks COMPD!

 

[starshipretard69]

I remember watching The Flintstones with my dad, I was probably six or seven. I saw "Hanna-Barbera" in the credits and asked my dad, "two ladies made this show? Hannah and Barbara?" Even my dad, a low-IQ guy in his own right, laughed and said, "no, it's Hanna-Barbera, the last names of the guys who made it."

I would bet everything I own that sixty-something Joe Cumia still thinks The Flintstones were made by two ladies named Hannah and Barbara.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

She probably already has a bigger savings account than Joe. She’d better watch herself, he’s gonna start demanding an allowance from her soon.

SO SO SO SO SO you can do a paper route on the bike I BOUGHT FOR YOU, but I don’t deserve my 65% cut of your paycheck??

He’s probably already told her when she turns 18 she has to move out or pay him rent while all his money comes from mooching off others.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Crusty Joann chimes in

 

[JebJoh]

Good for her. Maybe she’ll be the first to break the Cumia curse.

Not likely. There is an outside chance that she breaks it for her own kids but she’s doomed. No support from either deadbeat parent, likely suffered some abuse along the way. Uprooted from her family at least twice. If she starts therapy now she may put a kid through college by the time she’s 40.

 

[JebJoh]

That the same bearded dragon you had to buy as a bribe so she wouldn't go to see some rapper she's into?

You can't avoid the inevitable, Joseph. A mixed grandchild is in your future.

Black mixed with what? Think she’ll have an Asian baby daddy?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My dad would always rent a bunch of Hanna-Barbera tapes for me. I really liked Auggie Doggie's pissed off dad and Quickdraw McGraw. Because of this thread I fell asleep to Pink Panther compilations on YouTube and they're still going. I barely remembered the Pink Panther shorts, but they're kinda fucking top tier cartoons.

My dad's one buddy basically looks exactly like The Big Show and he stole his father in law's scooter and was riding it around our trailer honking the horn to wake me up one time and I came out and was like "You look like Magilla Gorilla on that thing." Everyone laughed and he actually kind of looked like it hurt his feelings. To this day he calls me "Magilla" to take the power back or some shit.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I remember watching The Flintstones with my dad, I was probably six or seven. I saw "Hanna-Barbera" in the credits and asked my dad, "two ladies made this show? Hannah and Barbara?" Even my dad, a low-IQ guy in his own right, laughed and said, "no, it's Hanna-Barbera, the last names of the guys who made it."

I would bet everything I own that sixty-something Joe Cumia still thinks The Flintstones were made by two ladies named Hannah and Barbara.

Flintstones vitamins COMPD.

 

[PogromStallone]

Is Layla Joe's biological child? For some reason I think of him as her stepdad.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Is Layla Joe's biological child? For some reason I think of him as her stepdad.

She's his only biological kid. His other 3 "children" are Carol's and the guy who got creamed in a car accident.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Is Layla Joe's biological child? For some reason I think of him as her stepdad.

She's Joe's despite her looking the spitting image of her decrepit pedophile uncle Anth

 

[Rick Roblinson]

How long do you think Layla has been smarter than Joe for? Probably since like the 4th grade.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

How long do you think Layla has been smarter than Joe for? Probably since like the 4th grade.

Or the 4th trimester.

Aw shit, swimwalk

 

[Jizz]

Bringing an animal into this is really shitty and cruel (also what is it with retarded people and bearded dragons)

My chick used to have a bearded dragon and it was a boring fawking pet. People just get them because they have dragon in the name. A rat it a far better pet in every way!

 

[Chive Turkey]

Bringing an animal into this is really shitty and cruel (also what is it with retarded people and bearded dragons)

I think it's a moronic weigh-up of high coolness factor vs. (supposedly) low maintenance. The dummies think that because lizards don't shed hair or need to be petted or taken for walks, all they have to do is stick them in a terrarium and feed them crickets once in awhile.

It is weird that Layla's the one who wanted it. Usually it's edgy loser 15-year-old boys who want pet lizards, hence why Patrick had two.

 

[Phish]

@Dummy Gaynuts is that puff!!??!!!! Pufferths!!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I think it's a moronic weigh-up of high coolness factor vs. (supposedly) low maintenance. The dummies think that because lizards don't shed hair or need to be petted or taken for walks, all they have to do is stick them in a terrarium and feed them crickets once in awhile.

It is weird that Layla's the one who wanted it. Usually it's edgy loser 15-year-old boys who want pet lizards, hence why Patrick had two.

I remember seeing a video about how the pores in their groin get clogged and you have to squeeze the gunk out of them like blackheads. It was fucking disgusting and should be enough to deter anyone from wanting to own a lizard.

 

[Dusty Dan]

Anthony has a beard and likes boys with drag on

 

[Dusty Dan]

Anthony has a beard and likes boys with drag on

I know it doesn't work

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

@Dummy Gaynuts is that puff!!??!!!! Pufferths!!

Dude my ex girlfriend Jessica Boyle is pathetic