Lana Del Rey married that bayou tour guide hick

[TorpidSloth]

Mayer is pretty burned ever since his appearance on the O&A show but I agree in theory.

Yeah, he was just the first middle-of-the-road male equivalent I thought of. I don't know either of their music

 

[Jack_Horner]

That's probably the whole shtick she's going for here. She wants everyone to know how kooky and complex she is, by fucking a guy no one would be expecting her to fuck. She'll pretend she's happy in a way no one else could possibly understand, then she'll milk it for drama and lyrical fodder. Her fans will eat it up.

Wealthy female celebrities have a long and storied history of marrying losers.

Off the top of my head:

Rosanne Barr and Tom Arnold

Elizabeth Taylor married some handyman

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline

 

[Suetonius]

All of her fans are doing the " girrrrrl what are you thinking" shit but she's like 40. It's irrelevant. There was metal showing in the treads. Let this retard guy bust nuts in a famous, rich lady and be happy for him.

She’s well known, and praised by her fans, for wanting to fuck dirty trailer trash men. That’s her aesthetic. Despite growing up with a rich father who made his money off internet domains, and being a Hollister model, she wants to live the trailer trash Princess lifestyle.

If you’re a fag like me and have listened to her music thats her entire persona. 99% of her songs are “I’m dating a white trash older man who abuses me and this is so glorious and awesome”

And despite her fans going “Omg girrrrl thats so cunty“ they hate when said white trash trailer park old men are…CONSERVATIVES?!????

HU-WHAAAAAT? You mean the dude who does Alligator tours isn’t a raging liberal with a gender equality degree?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Wealthy female celebrities have a long and storied history of marrying losers.

And I'm not one of them.

She’s well known, and praised by her fans, for wanting to fuck dirty trailer trash men. That’s her aesthetic. Despite growing up with a rich father who made his money off internet domains, and being a Hollister model, she wants to live the trailer trash Princess lifestyle.

If you’re a fag like me and have listened to her music

So is that why you hang out on da 5rum? Want trucker daddy dick?

 

[Chive Turkey]

Good for him. I for one support starlets fucking schlubby blue collar hicksters. For purely selfless reasons, of course.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

She’s well known, and praised by her fans, for wanting to fuck dirty trailer trash men. That’s her aesthetic. Despite growing up with a rich father who made his money off internet domains, and being a Hollister model, she wants to live the trailer trash Princess lifestyle.

It's an interesting fan base. I know a guy who married a huge Del Rey fan, and he's older, kind of grimy, vapes weed all day and doesn't have a real job. And she cries a lot, favors vintage dresses and kooky hats, and twirls a lot. So it really fits.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Disingenuous cunts would be falling all over themselves if John Mayer or whoever married some frumpy waitress. "What a great guy" "He loves her for who she is" etc.

She probably likes this hick exactly because he isn't a fag who takes longer to get ready in the morning than she does.

You guys are over complicating things, he has a huge cock.

 

[StlakerFatti]

Wealthy female celebrities have a long and storied history of marrying losers.

Off the top of my head:

Rosanne Barr and Tom Arnold

Elizabeth Taylor married some handyman

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline

hope is not lost, brothermen.

 

[TorpidSloth]

You guys are over complicating things, he has a huge cock.

He does kind of look like cracked out Hunter Biden. And everyone knows Hunter is hanging dong...

 

[Brooke Shields]

Wealthy female celebrities have a long and storied history of marrying losers.

Off the top of my head:

Rosanne Barr and Tom Arnold

Elizabeth Taylor married some handyman

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline

Gosia Mielech and that one ugly loser