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Lana Del Rey married that bayou tour guide hick

TorpidSloth

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Dude knows what’s up.
She probably does too.
 

PogromStallone

Give Me Some Money
That's probably the whole shtick she's going for here. She wants everyone to know how kooky and complex she is, by fucking a guy no one would be expecting her to fuck. She'll pretend she's happy in a way no one else could possibly understand, then she'll milk it for drama and lyrical fodder. Her fans will eat it up.
You couldn't be more wrong, lol. Her fans hate it, apparently the guy shared a meme they don't like ten years ago or something like that. They really started hating on her a couple of years back when she got into a relationship with a cop during the ACAB years. I like that she's doing her own thing and not being held hostage by her fans like so many others pop starlets.
She has fans left? Who? @PogromStallone
I've really only heard her song Gods & Monsters and that one is great. I tried to listen to one of her albums some years back but it wasn't really for me.
 

wbgreen

May St. Mel bless you
You couldn't be more wrong, lol. Her fans hate it, apparently the guy shared a meme they don't like ten years ago or something like that. They really started hating on her a couple of years back when she got into a relationship with a cop during the ACAB years. I like that she's doing her own thing and not being held hostage by her fans like so many others pop starlets.

Lana Del Rey hates her fans as much as I do.
 

TorpidSloth

All of her fans are doing the " girrrrrl what are you thinking" shit but she's like 40. It's irrelevant. There was metal showing in the treads. Let this retard guy bust nuts in a famous, rich lady and be happy for him.
Disingenuous cunts would be falling all over themselves if John Mayer or whoever married some frumpy waitress. "What a great guy" "He loves her for who she is" etc.

She probably likes this hick exactly because he isn't a fag who takes longer to get ready in the morning than she does.
 

lowend73

एंथोनी कमिया एक फगोट है
He needs to go the Britney Spears route. Kevin Federline hit the jackpot, there is no other way to look at it. He gets child support monthly, and got to fuck her during her crazy years
 

TorqueWheeler

Big Nicolas does not exist, staIker.
Disingenuous cunts would be falling all over themselves if John Mayer or whoever married some frumpy waitress. "What a great guy" "He loves her for who she is" etc.

She probably likes this hick exactly because he isn't a fag who takes longer to get ready in the morning than she does.
Mayer is pretty burned ever since his appearance on the O&A show but I agree in theory.
 
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