Lana Del Rey married that bayou tour guide hick

[Mustard]

 

[wbgreen]

Should have been Sticks.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

She looks kind of crazy. That retarded female kind of contrived crazy, with the deliberate mood swings, always pretending she's very special and feels things more than normal people do. She's probably a real pig, and a lot of fun at first, but a few months in she's a psycho, always finding reasons to be annoying.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Should have been Sticks.

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That dude is weird

 

[Mustard]

She was very cute before surgery. The arrow is pointing to where Jeremy Dufresne's cock is supposed to go.

 

[Turry Fawks]

That dude is weird

Pigeon-toed and zesty

 

[satanssockpuppet]

That dude is weird

That's probably the whole shtick she's going for here. She wants everyone to know how kooky and complex she is, by fucking a guy no one would be expecting her to fuck. She'll pretend she's happy in a way no one else could possibly understand, then she'll milk it for drama and lyrical fodder. Her fans will eat it up.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

That's probably the whole shtick she's going for here. She wants everyone to know how kooky and complex she is, by fucking a guy no one would be expecting her to fuck. She'll pretend she's happy in a way no one else could possibly understand, then she'll milk it for drama and lyrical fodder. Her fans will eat it up.

She has fans left? Who? @PogromStallone

 

[Sue Lightning]

ANYONE CAN DO IT

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

She was very cute before surgery. The arrow is pointing to where Jeremy Dufresne's cock is supposed to go.

Is that Amy Jewmer.

 

[Mustard]

Guy that looks like a hobo gets to do this whenever he feels like it

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Guy that looks like a hobo gets to do this whenever he feels like it

She doesn't look like that anymore.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

She has fans left? Who? @PogromStallone

Sensitive chicks who wear vintage dresses, use lots of candles, and softly twirl a lot. Lana speaks to them.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Everybody here coping…he looks like a brothaman and also the dead ex husband of Bro Joe’s “girl”…Any of you could be fucking Lana Del Rey. Why aren’t you? This is a skill issue on your part.

 

[Mustard]

Everybody here coping…he looks like a brothaman and also the dead ex husband of Bro Joe’s “girl”…Any of you could be fucking Lana Del Rey. Why aren’t you? This is a skill issue on your part.

Not all of us are tour guides though

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

When they get divorced will she say "see you later aligator (tour guide)"

 

[Mustard]

When they get divorced will she say "see you later aligator (tour guide)"

I wonder if he guides her on a tour of his cock.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

When they get divorced will she say "see you later aligator (tour guide)"

Heh. He'll reply: "I thought my BOAT had a flat bottom, til I met YOU, darlin. Well, back to my stinkbait."

 

[SamcroJoeCumia]

Dufrene. Party of two.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Dude knows what’s up.