Kiwis break down Pats book sale royalties

[Udders]

Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek

The r/LoganLynn sub was archived alongside the old OnA sub. The thread you are talking about can be found here. The whole thread is hilarious and deserves a full read, but I'll provide some highlights here. The OP of the thread. A wild Pat appears A cross section of the conversation. Most...

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A follow-up post to that estimates he probably makes a small fraction of the number in red.

 

[Clint Ruin]

I've reread it multiple times, and the numbers don't lie: he's fucking fat

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I made more money working at a diner 2 days a week when I was in high school.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

today, there was a forum other than this that wasn't faggots

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Five Figures, Child

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

I think that blobfish makes more on Patreon

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Average monthly revenue 31 dollars, congratulations Pat

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Five Figures, Child

five nigures maybe

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Don’t forget his mad hand selling skills! Since people at local bars LOVE when some fat creep sells then a sci fi book from an author they’ve never heard. I remember he claimed to hand sell his books to unsuspecting customers all around town even though he rarely leaves his couch. I’ve noticed more and more plays are doing away with cash transactions due to people already not carrying cash. No cash on hand means no hand selling for Pat, Oopsie doodles!

 

[AntSucks]

I ran those numbers through Excel (standard in the numbers industry) and they check out.

 

[guest]

Everything about this faggot is a lie. A big fat gay lie. Also fat.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Note that this software provides an estimated sales not average sales. It generally overestimates book sales. What this means is that Rick doesn't actually sell 4 Kindle copies of In the Black a month. The Amazon Best Sellers Rank is based partly on the last time you sold a copy. The last copy was bought a month ago and the book ranking decay to the point where it'll assume 4 books sold a month. In reality Rick sold about 6 copies from across his whole catalog.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Selling books like a spook selling his mixtape in the food court.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Note that this software provides an estimated sales not average sales. It generally overestimates book sales. What this means is that Rick doesn't actually sell 4 Kindle copies of In the Black a month. The Amazon Best Sellers Rank is based partly on the last time you sold a copy. The last copy was bought a month ago and the book ranking decay to the point where it'll assume 4 books sold a month. In reality Rick sold about 6 copies from across his whole catalog.

What is the point of having 46k followers if you can't convince 1% of them to spend $5 on a book

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Don’t forget his mad hand selling skills! Since people at local bars LOVE when some fat creep sells then a sci fi book from an author they’ve never heard. I remember he claimed to hand sell his books to unsuspecting customers all around town even though he rarely leaves his couch. I’ve noticed more and more plays are doing away with cash transactions due to people already not carrying cash. No cash on hand means no hand selling for Pat, Oopsie doodles!

He probably hand sells like those niggers on the street in NYC selling cd's

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He probably hand sells like those niggers on the street in NYC selling cd's

"Hey what's your name, child? I'll autograph this book for you... That'll be $20"

 

[Midian9876]

Congrats pat. The average 14 year old kid working his first job at Wendy’s makes way more than you in a weekend than you in a month.

 

[potatopeeler63]

He probably hand sells like those niggers on the street in NYC selling cd's

"Hey what's your name, child? I'll autograph this book for you... That'll be $20"

Selling books like a spook selling his mixtape in the food court.

there's a fucking tweet for every pat-ism
unbelievable

 

[LongIslandchomper]

The reason he dries his tears with royalty checks is because it's cheaper than using actual Kleenex.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

This is now a beefers thread.