Just a daily reminder that Patrick did this

[BudDickman]

 

[TorqueWheeler]

That last one is rib shattering

I know that's the most retarded/insane looking one but I really like the one on the second line. That smug "welp, here I am, at the gym again. I know, I know, I'm an animal. What are you gonna do? I just live for the burn. " expression is fucking hilarious to me every time I see it.

 

[guest]

Gross.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Maybe Patrick doesn't have running water so he goes to the gym to shower?

He pays a couple gym bros to piss on him in the locker room

 

[Spraggy]

I love how 4 of them aren’t even in the main gym but in some empty group class aerobics room. Probably doing some gay and useless exercises. And he’s obviously never touched one of the ‘proper’ free weights, only the ladies baby dumbells

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I love how 4 of them aren’t even in the main gym but in some empty group class aerobics room. Probably doing some gay and useless exercises. And he’s obviously never touched one of the ‘proper’ free weights, only the ladies baby dumbells

From the look of him he does next to nothing in the gym. I assume he walks around, takes a useless selfie or two, then stops to stare at his phone. At the most he probably does 2 sets on maybe 2 or 3 machines. His hands are baby soft and have zero evidence of calluses which means he doesn’t touch the free weights or bars. He walks on the treadmill for a couple minutes and calls it a day. I remember he complained that the stream room was closed after Covid showing his workout is just him standing around and sitting.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I like how the placement of the photos almost depicts him as creeping on or passing judgment on the other gym goers.

 

[Guyincognito]

There are a million other hints but it's shit like this where it's obvious he has some legit mental defect and isn't just some garden variety asshole. How do you post those pictures, see how they are showing up, see what other people are posting, and still go through with it for multiples days? He has zero self awareness.

But he looks so hot with his devilish little smirk on his chubby face showing off his yellow, chiclet teeth. Not to mention his dead, soulless eyes. 10/10 there. Definitely not a 1.7/10

 

[stealthygeek]

I love how 4 of them aren’t even in the main gym but in some empty group class aerobics room. Probably doing some gay and useless exercises. And he’s obviously never touched one of the ‘proper’ free weights, only the ladies baby dumbells

It's the track, he's a half marathon runner you see. Kinda part of his brand.

I remember in one of these pics Pat declares it was his first run of the year in March or April. One of his comedy buddies says he's already been running outside for months and more or less calls him a pussy in a lighthearted manner. Pat couldn't even handle that trivial amount of ball busting and corrected the record with a "I don't feel like running in the cold when my gym has a perfeCTly good indoor track, thanks." It was more autistic than this tldr paragraph I just wrote about it.

 

[guest]

From the look of him he does next to nothing in the gym. I assume he walks around, takes a useless selfie or two, then stops to stare at his phone. At the most he probably does 2 sets on maybe 2 or 3 machines. His hands are baby soft and have zero evidence of calluses which means he doesn’t touch the free weights or bars. He walks on the treadmill for a couple minutes and calls it a day. I remember he complained that the stream room was closed after Covid showing his workout is just him standing around and sitting.

Don't only old guys and homos use the steam room?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Don't only old guys and homos use the steam room?

Pretty much, makes sense Pat would use it because in his fat head he thinks if he sweats in a steam room that’s the same as working up a sweat exercising. He’s a very lazy person so of course he “needs” the steam room in his mind.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Even normies find him creepy.

 

[medium wyzzz]

It defies all understanding

I'm still trying to figure this one out tbh

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Look at those HEAVIES!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Look at those HEAVIES!

Probably something autistic related to him always wearing this shirt when he “runs”. NIKI! I NEED THE MARATHON SHIRT, I WANT TO RUN OUTSIDE!

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I miss the nights when streetshitters flooded his IG with offers to fuck those titties.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

He is closing in on the hot girl with the hat and the fake tits from two directions. Scary guy.

 

[MonsterSteve]

This will always be one of my favorite Rick moments. Not a single pic of Rick with a pump or benching. Just hit fat wide face with a little glisten of sweat on his forehead. Nice 15 minute elliptical, stupid.

 

[stealthygeek]

This will always be one of my favorite Rick moments. Not a single pic of Rick with a pump or benching. Just hit fat wide face with a little glisten of sweat on his forehead. Nice 15 minute elliptical, stupid.

*eclectical