Just a daily reminder that Patrick couldn't even successfully take out a restraining order against a guy who showed up to his local bar

[SmellenShoehorn]

Imagine being this much in denial.

 

[HotDogJoe]

He was actually shocked that he had to bring evidence of his claims to a court of law.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He didn’t understand because he assumed the judge would rule in his favor because Pat believes he’s the good guy and good guys always beat the bad guys.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He didn’t understand because he assumed the judge would rule in his favor because Pat believes he’s the good guy and good guys always beat the bad guys.

Are you saying life isn't like Star Wars or marvel movies?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

The sigh at 1:02 gives me life.

"This is one of the dumber things I've heard in this courtroom."

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I DiD noT inviTe him To Come here, I DiD noT inviTe To fighT him. ThaT DiD noT oCurrr.

 

[PeteRose]

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yeah the when you first file the complaint the first thing the fbi tells you under no circumstances #DLTIW. Every tweet, every phone message, you must engage and fight. Those people that ignore and change their number don't know how to handle these cases. rick is gonna write a book on defeating the trolls soon like he said.

 

[PeteRose]

I DiD noT inviTe him To Come here, I DiD noT inviTe To fighT him. ThaT DiD noT oCurrr.

who calls the judge sir? its your honor. too bad we didn't get a no child.

 

[guest]

yeah the when you first file the complaint the first thing the fbi tells you under no circumstances #DLTIW. Every tweet, every phone message, you must engage and fight.

"You are mentally ill, atalker" might as well spell "Please do have fun." He doesn't get to throw grave personal insults, stir up a big fat furor and then close the conversation he contributed to.

 

[guest]

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He likes to say "Fuck, you're dumb" to other people but goddamn if it doesn't apply to him on a regular basis. He really is one of the stupidest people I've ever come across. Fat too.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Pat thinks court is just like what he’s seen in tv / movies where the good guy “is heard” by the judge and entire court. Him showing up with nothing explains this, his deranged mind believes everything is good versus evil and he’s on the good side so everything should just automatically go his way because he’s the good guy. He was actually shocked that he had to bring evidence of his claims to a court of law.

He was ready to smash his hand on the table, object, and give the good ol' "you can't handle the truth"

Phoenix Wrong: Gay Attorney

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He didn’t understand because he assumed the judge would rule in his favor because Pat believes he’s the good guy and good guys always beat the bad guys.

Its been pretty funny that he thinks that the police/court is his biggest weapon but whenever he deals with them they all think he is nuts. He doesnt get any help and it only costs him.

" Once we find your identity, I will be laughed out of court and back to where I started."

 

[Stent]

When I tell you these statements given to the police exist, that should be the end of the maTTer. If you want to see them, I'm not doing your homework for you, commish child.