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Jussie what Fatrick did...

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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No locations near Patricks house, including dominos and pizzahut, offer cash on delivery anymore as a payment option. It isn't a thing anymore. What he is saying occurred is literally not possible. Patrick is lying, per usual.
Anyone sending him food would have to pay for it yet he wants everyone to believe he lives in 2010. I’m shocked people even still carry cash as everything is going cashless. Even concert venue / sports arenas are going cashless.
 

NoBacon

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Funny how he claims he “watched” Niki be swatted on door cam. Wouldn’t that mean he was waiting for it?

Probably has one of those ring apps, your phone notifies you when there’s movement detected and you can stream it live.

Sounds cool but don’t get one, Amazon collect all that data and can access it.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Surely Pat will name these six restaurants so it can he verified that they accept COD. And I'm also sure he'll post the security cam footage of the six delivery people knocking on his door. Boy will the stlakers have egg on their faces.
If this really happened (it didn’t) he would list the restaurants so his following of local friends (since he says he has many of those) and ask people order from them to make up for it. You know, to “own” the trolls like he hopes people do that buy his books as a way to fight back against the evil terrorist cyber stlakers
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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I'm a few thousand miles away from him but I (apparently) was able to order every Uber and Lyft in the city to his house at once without using a credit card, location, or destination. Everyone should try it because it totally works and he'll have to pay cash! The traffic jam there has to be intense.

Not really. That's not how any of this porks porkman pat.
 

EraGodless

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No locations near Patricks house, including dominos and pizzahut, offer cash on delivery anymore as a payment option. It isn't a thing anymore. What he is saying occurred is literally not possible. Patrick is lying, per usual.
You can still pay cash on orders under $50.
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