Jussie what Fatrick did...

[SFWA liaison]

"Halt a fundamental part of your business becaue 0.1% of the time it's inconvenient" brilliant idea from 1.2 GPA businessman Pat

ignore the unbanked, the elderly, the day laborers who get paid in cash...

fatty thinks he's the center of the universe, which he will be if he continues growing his body at this rate

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Rotten little liar man...lady, pardon me, lady.

 

[Jenna]

Keffals accused her stlakers of buying a bunch of ubereats food and posted a picture of it all.

Patrick however? Just take him on his word. He never lies about anything.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s really digging deep into the tall tales because he’s hoping to get attention. Funny how he hasn’t mentioned the food orders for months until the day after the drop kiwi stuff went into the news. I bet he’ll claim stlakers went to his property last night / tonight but of course not share door cam footage.

 

[The Greaseman]

The atalkers are dropping bras on my house from a blimp

 

[RabbiLeiberman]

stlakers sent an escort to our house today, we invited her in to explain the situation. One thing led to another and five passionate hours later she was the one insisting on paying us.

It pays to stay fit in your 40s kids.

 

[Raymond]

The only food-related suggestion made on here was sending his (former) hairdresser pizzas in his name because that's how he'd show affection.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

He really wants it to sound like he is getting harassed by the same people Keffals is getting harassed by to steal some spotlight. Pat would rather blame this place for it rather than find the real person that swatted him.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

"Halt a fundamental part of your business becaue 0.1% of the time it's inconvenient" brilliant idea from 1.2 GPA businessman Pat

ignore the unbanked, the elderly, the day laborers who get paid in cash...

fatty thinks he's the center of the universe, which he will be if he continues growing his body at this rate

I'm not from a tipping culture, but if I'm paying cash the driver will definitely get a tip & the business will save the % card-processing fee

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

How many people really believe this liar? Even if you didn't know shit about the history, everyone knows you can't order food COD anymore, right?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

How many people really believe this liar? Even if you didn't know shit about the history, everyone knows you can't order food COD anymore, right?

The only explanation I can think of is he lives near such a shit area that their customers pay cash more than cards because…well…n persons.

 

[JebJoh]

stlakers sent an escort to our house today, we invited her in to explain the situation. One thing led to another and five passionate hours later she was the one insisting on paying us.

Did all of your neighbors come out and applaud?

 

[pattypatfatfat]

How many people really believe this liar? Even if you didn't know shit about the history, everyone knows you can't order food COD anymore, right?

aside the fact that he would only know, when they actually delivered.
So 6 different businesses, all took COD, and all arrived within 10 minutes of each other.
Not a single shred of evidence other than fatso says so.
at least the trannies provide receipts.
Guy thinks he is an author when he cant even craft a believable narrative in 140 characters, let alone a book.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

No more of that Ukraine or GOP talk. We are now mainlining kiwifarms/swatting pearl clutching.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

With Patrick’s bmi and blood pressure sending him this much food is tantamount to attempted murder.

Prison, atalkers.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

With Patrick’s bmi and blood pressure sending him this much food is tantamount to attempted murder.

Prison, atalkers.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I dont think it has ever been considered funny enough to do a pizza prank from the 80s around here. Pat makes it sound like this has been happening for so long that he is on the local list of " Do Not Deliver". I swear he always folds lies into his story to get more pity.

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"Most of the restaurants" near Pat being aware of his ordering and delivery preferences is the most believable part of this farce.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

We’re seeing in real time how desperate he is for attention, he’s screaming PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

We’re seeing in real time how desperate he is for attention, he’s screaming PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!

Its pretty wild how he vampires other peoples attention. He seeks this stuff out and at this point I think he fuels it.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

No locations near Patricks house, including dominos and pizzahut, offer cash on delivery anymore as a payment option. It isn't a thing anymore. What he is saying occurred is literally not possible. Patrick is lying, per usual.