Josiah Munoz Interviews Patrick S. Tomlinson - Part 5 (THE FINALE)

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

It says finale but I think Josiah should try to call him back after the hearing next week to get a comment for the next article

I've already anticipated that, baby child, like this whole interview scheme. I'm always ten steps ahead of you.

I'm a cerebral assassin and you're way out of your league, little sweetie.

 

[guest]

Just finished it. Wow. I mean just wow. He is a one-off, I'll give him that. Just a total fucking lunatic. Deeply, deeply stupid too. Almost every single thing he says is projection. And he's so mixed up. He thinks calling another man "sweetie" and "baby child" sounds intimidating. I mean we've seen it a million times in his tweets but actually hearing it in his quivering falsetto is as creepy as it is hilarious. He's like Norman Bates except gayer and much, much fatter.

p.s. Was this recorded last weekend? He mentions it's Saturday night and I guess it's last one? Be interesting to see how (impotent) rage-filled his social media was for the next 24-48 hours.

This was recorded precisely on 9/11. Norm threw us one last bone before checking out.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Lol wait, near the end Fat mentions going back inside with his friends before going home.

Did he take this call at Hooligan's, too? My torso will never have rigidity and my organs will never be protected again. My ribs simply cannot survive the thought of this fucking faggot sperging out like this on the streets outside some shit bar while normal people witness it.

And then going inside with his whole body shaking with impotent rage. No way of explaining this to anyone. Thinking that that call was a win.

Then coming down from the adrenaline after a few more beer and going over that recording with a lot of doubts and regrets.



That's what I pictured.

 

[Mikekeke]

I'm almost on page 50 of the KF thread, I HAVE to get to the Josiah Munoz posts they're making by Sunday. I need to get to that ribs mine.

 

[Guyincognito]

This is our Mel Gibson tapes.

Dude, he was breathing heavily in the beginning just like Mel after a tirade

 

[potatopeeler63]

Piggy's rage is like a parody dennis reynolds .
it's always fat in milwuakee

This is how shit libs react when in a confrontation. Every single one just combusts into a puff of gayness

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

And then going inside with his whole body shaking with impotent rage. No way of explaining this to anyone. Thinking that that call was a win.

Then coming down from the adrenaline after a few more beer and going over that recording with a lot of doubts and regrets.



That's what I pictured.

I wonder how hard he flipped out at the first person to ask, earnestly, "How's the HuffPo article going?".

 

[ISO__JOE]

I’m at a loss for words. Sadly only like 100 people on earth will ever know how funny this is. It’s like he flipped a switch between the first and second call and went into gay villain mode then proceeded to have the most entertaining meltdown I’ve ever heard.

 

[Porkys]

What a frightening glimpse into the Judith Raven Tomlinson household

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Let’s just all agree that compared to Piggy, Mel Gibson was rational and relatively reasonable. He just wanted to be blown before the jacuzzi and was tired of that bitch dressing like a whore. She was also using Mels child as a prop to make him angry. Mel is a fucking Saint for not going over there and beating her brains in if you ask me.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Enough broken ribs, i can suck my own cock now

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

"but don't you have a wife?"
"It does noT maTTer, child - puT thaT Turgid TenTpole beTwixT my buTTocks, TuT suiTe"

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

The Ts really get emphasized when he's Trying to sound Tough.

Drinking game: count the "child"s.

I counted 69.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I counted 69.

That’s the number Tyrone counted in Nikis cunt last night. In my opinion.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

What time was this? He’s absolutely fucking wasted and mincing at a Liberace level.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

What time was this? He’s absolutely fucking wasted and mincing at a Liberace level.

Quite ironically Liberace was also from Milwaukee. Coincidence? I think not.

 

[42069]

Fuck, promised myself not to drink in September. Promises are meant to be broken I guess.
Gonna get a bottle of wine and listen to it for a few good times.
I'm fucking crying from laughter.

IMO it goes best with a Cab Franc

 

[TorqueWheeler]

My favorite part is around 15-16 minutes in when he literally high pitch screams like a girl/squeals like a pig.

He mentioned going back inside to his friends and wife which means he was stood outside Hooligans drunk as fuck and screaming like a little girl in the street.

What a fuckin’ faggot.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Rick is close to blowing a gasket

This call easily took 8 years off his life.

 

[Guyincognito]

Listen to his voice waver at around 17:11. He was on the verge of crying.