Josiah Munoz Interviews Patrick S. Tomlinson - Part 5 (THE FINALE)

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He is exactly like i thought he would be plus more in a argument with a person back and forth, not letting other person talk, using stupid insults

It’s how he behaves on twitter and believes that’s how adults talk. Just talk over the other and kept telling them to stop talking and that he is the only person allowed to talk. I love that he’s screaming like a lunatic but the calm person on the phone is the mentally I’ll one according to the fat man yelling CHILD CHILD CHILD BABY CHILD over and over. Quite insane and fat if you ask me.

 

[guest]

I'm at work right now so I can't listen. Anyone with a quick rundown?

Josiah opens up with a friendly hello before calmly informing Pat that his editor can’t run the article. Our man explains it’s because Patrick is a ‘fat faggot with bitch tits.’ (Not that it matters but I officially was relieved of every last rib. He just says it so politely)

Patrick proceeds to fucking lose his mind in the most hilarious way possible and I mean you seriously have something to look forward to on the way home. He uses every effeminate phrase we’ve heard before but to finally hear it. Sweet sauce is it comedy gold.

I don’t even know how to break it down tbh. It truly is the ranting of a man that received zero guidance when growing up. Josiah is all calm and Fatso is just flabbergasted that anyone would even speak to him. Screaming, condescending, cursing. You’ve heard of must see TV. This is must hear Fatty.

tl;dr Pat’s a fag

 

[Clint Ruin]

It’s how he behaves on twitter and believes that’s how adults talk. Just talk over the other and kept telling them to stop talking and that he is the only person allowed to talk. I love that he’s screaming like a lunatic but the calm person on the phone is the mentally I’ll one according to the fat man yelling CHILD CHILD CHILD BABY CHILD over and over. Quite insane and fat if you ask me.

He's a walking avatar of the crybaby liberal mentality

 

[guest]

So does this trump (literally Hitler!) the People's Court? I think it might. Joe humiliating himself on TV made me laugh more but the build-up and patience that went into this is unparalleled. Tremendous stuff

 

[RobertMewler]

He said he's recording the call too and will turn it over to the police involved in the "investigation".

My god. I imagine they're going to play the audio at the precinct Christmas party so Bernice the evening dispatcher and Craig the file clerk will finally be able to hear it.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

20 seconds in, "you're a fat faggot with bitch tits" and he stays on the line for 28 more minutes. It's early and I haven't even had my coffee.

 

[guest]

I laughed so hard I almost passed out. God bless you.

 

[HotDogJoe]

OK done. That was legendary. Bravo to everyone involved.

2 things -

1. 16:30 is fucking great. Josiah hit such a nerve by bringing up how he acted towards school teachers because it's 100% accurate and little baby boy still hasn't grown out of the need to always be right at 41 years of age, so he has a meltdown when it's brought up.

2. Something that kept running through my head as I listened to this was "this man owns guns". Like seriously, he is legitimately mentally unwell to an extreme degree. Nobody sane would ever act like this or have gotten themselves into this situation to begin with. I can easily see him having a total meltdown before long. The case being thrown out and Niki leaving him would probably do it.

2b. He's fat.

 

[ActionJackson]

The whole thing is a goddamn gold mine. TYFYS

"IT does maTTer. IT does maTTer, FaTrick."

 

[guest]

OK done. That was legendary. Bravo to everyone involved.

2 things -

1. 16:30 is fucking great. Josiah hit such a nerve by bringing up how he acted towards school teachers because it's 100% accurate and little baby boy still hasn't grown out of the need to always be right at 41 years of age, so he has a meltdown when it's brought up.

2. Something that kept running through my head as I listened to this was "this man owns guns". Like seriously, he is legitimately mentally unwell to an extreme degree. Nobody sane would ever act like this or have gotten themselves into this situation to begin with. I can easily see him having a total meltdown before long. The case being thrown out and Niki leaving him would probably do it.

2b. He's fat.

The teacher line really hurt him. He sucked at school in every way.

 

[guest]

"you are a prank caller"
"yea, I am"
"no child, you are not"

Thank God for free healthcare, otherwise Id sue you for rib damage.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Josiah opens up with a friendly hello before calmly informing Pat that his editor can’t run the article. Our man explains it’s because Patrick is a ‘fat faggot with bitch tits.’ (Not that it matters but I officially was relieved of every last rib. He just says it so politely)

Patrick proceeds to fucking lose his mind in the most hilarious way possible and I mean you seriously have something to look forward to on the way home. He uses every effeminate phrase we’ve heard before but to finally hear it. Sweet sauce is it comedy gold.

I don’t even know how to break it down tbh. It truly is the ranting of a man that received zero guidance when growing up. Josiah is all calm and Fatso is just flabbergasted that anyone would even speak to him. Screaming, condescending, cursing. You’ve heard of must see TV. This is must hear Fatty.

tl;dr Pat’s a fag

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Lol wait, near the end Fat mentions going back inside with his friends before going home.

Did he take this call at Hooligan's, too? My torso will never have rigidity and my organs will never be protected again. My ribs simply cannot survive the thought of this fucking faggot sperging out like this on the streets outside some shit bar while normal people witness it.

 

[Udders]

We'll I'm not *quite* sure if thats what I was expecting but it was an epic sperg out and theres definitely something wrong with him, his brain is broken. I don't understand how anyone can stand to be around this fat faggot with bitch tits in real life.

It was great just starting out with a bang. No foreplay, no build up, just BOOM and off to the races we go. Enjoy your permanent home in Lolcowsville.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Holy shit this is epic!

 

[guest]

It says finale but I think Josiah should try to call him back after the hearing next week to get a comment for the next article

 

[Bigsmooth]

Hahaha just an insane internet retard. Fatty does the classic Steve C. rapid "Nonononono" thing multiple times

 

[Will Tate]

I'm sure someone standing outside an establishment and screaming like that does wonders for business.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Can we file a complaint against him with the state of Wisconsin to have his firearms removed? This man is unhinged and poses a threat to everyone's safety.

Surprisingly for being a Liberal cesspool, Wisconsin doesent currently have a red flag Law. We’ve already looked.

 

[guest]

Lol wait, near the end Fat mentions going back inside with his friends before going home.

Did he take this call at Hooligan's, too? My torso will never have rigidity and my organs will never be protected again. My ribs simply cannot survive the thought of this fucking faggot sperging out like this on the streets outside some shit bar while normal people witness it.

at least we know @covidcumia will have no trouble finding him when he pays his visit. Rick is there literally every night