Joseph is counting down the month and 2 days he’s got left.

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Will his Steely Dan cover band project want a toothless lead guitarist?

I'd honestly pay money to see the ol' mong noodle, whistle, and slur his way through Bodhisattva.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He'll never be doing this again. He's barely hanging on by a thread right now, and he still has to survive another month. Given the overall tone of his recent sad-sack, sentimental, weepy FB posts, Joe is broken, and sinking fast. Every cent he earns will end up going to the dentist and AT&T, and what then? Back to the Moose Lodge? Will his Steely Dan cover band project want a toothless lead guitarist? Will he even physically be up to the task by that point? These thoughts are no doubt clanging around in his stupidly-shaped head every night as he drinks himself to sleep with his stolen liquor. "My girls love me"..."I hope Ant remembers what I did for him"..."these songs always make me cry (sniff)"...he's losing it, and finding it harder and harder to slip back into his guitar hero delusions.

Someone pointed out in another thread that Joe has likely been replaced with someone better at the Moose Lodge and the fruit stand and whatever other little regular gigs he had, so those might be gone for him. They might have him every couple months or something when they're strapped for entertainment.

I also don't know how any of his cover bands are going to work with the LEAD guitarist sitting on a stool the whole time because his rickety legs are about to give out.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Someone pointed out in another thread that Joe has likely been replaced with someone better at the Moose Lodge and the fruit stand and whatever other little regular gigs he had, so those might be gone for him. They might have him every couple months or something when they're strapped for entertainment.

I also don't know how any of his cover bands are going to work with the LEAD guitarist sitting on a stool the whole time because his rickety legs are about to give out.

Thats a good point. With Joe being gone that his bread and butter gigs have replaced him. Joe says he is booked up as soon as he returns with other gigs. It will be interesting where he squeezes in all that dental work and recovery when he returns.

 

[NoBacon]

Joe was born in the 1940s, when he was a young man there wouldn’t have been many performing guitarists to book for the fruit stand but now there’s a million people who can sing pretty good desperate for any paying gig. Those people aren’t 80 year old racists without teeth.

This is as good as it gets for ol’ Joe money wise, making minimum wage from a cheap cruise ship.

Let’s just hope he continues to see the RESIDUALS he’s morally due from introducing Nana to Opie.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Someone pointed out in another thread that Joe has likely been replaced with someone better at the Moose Lodge and the fruit stand and whatever other little regular gigs he had, so those might be gone for him. They might have him every couple months or something when they're strapped for entertainment.

I also don't know how any of his cover bands are going to work with the LEAD guitarist sitting on a stool the whole time because his rickety legs are about to give out.

I'd also imagine the cover band world in his part of Long Island is a small one and, like all industries where there's so little at stake, a bitchy, gossipy one too. Joe lording it over his bandmates for years and suing venues for a couple hundred dollars has probably got him the job reference of "I don't like that guy."

 

[The Sue Deal]

Literally none of that stuff means anything.

Yes it does stupit…thats like saying “Joe is going on a cruise? That doesn’t mean anything.”

You don’t think Nana’s retarded book and the ensuing press tour will make content, content better than his tiresome nigger tweets?

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Jesus, is that all he made? Considering he's stuck on the boat and is therefore basically always "at work," that comes to less than five dollars an hour lol.

The starting solo musician contract is available online, he confirmed he’s on it on Facebook,

3500/month for 35hrs a week, but with 0 days off. They schedule it so if you play late one night you get the following morning free and although he’s only doing a few hours on the clock a night, it would feel like you’re working non stop being confined there. Federal taxes are automatically withheld for US citizens, other nationals are expected to pay them individually.

Room and basic food is free of course, but you can pay for the nicer meals / drinks and the free entertainment is a DVD player in the room. WiFi is charged.

If he did this twice a year, he wouldn’t see his family for 2/3rds of the whole time and come out with what, 18-20k tops? If you’re 19 and have no responsibilities and you pocket the full amount in cash, it’s probably a cool thing to do if you spend your time on board fucking every single Filipina housekeeping maid/thai waitress/divorced milf guest on board in your down time.

I think it can make sense monteraily if you're a youngster with no rent/mortgage. Of course with Joe that doesn't apply.

 

[We Have Everything]

The starting solo musician contract is available online, he confirmed he’s on it on Facebook,

3500/month for 35hrs a week, but with 0 days off. They schedule it so if you play late one night you get the following morning free and although he’s only doing a few hours on the clock a night, it would feel like you’re working non stop being confined there. Federal taxes are automatically withheld for US citizens, other nationals are expected to pay them individually.

Room and basic food is free of course, but you can pay for the nicer meals / drinks and the free entertainment is a DVD player in the room. WiFi is charged.

If he did this twice a year, he wouldn’t see his family for 2/3rds of the whole time and come out with what, 18-20k tops? If you’re 19 and have no responsibilities and you pocket the full amount in cash, it’s probably a cool thing to do if you spend your time on board fucking every single Filipina housekeeping maid/thai waitress/divorced milf guest on board in your down time.

This is the life of a Filipino/Pajeet third worlder working in the Arab Gulf States, and sending remittances to his family in some god forsaken village.

Not even exagerrating.

 

[NoBacon]

Yes it does stupit…thats like saying “Joe is going on a cruise? That doesn’t mean anything.”

You don’t think Nana’s retarded book and the ensuing press tour will make content, content better than his tiresome nigger tweets?

 

[Professor Rape]

Yes it does stupit…thats like saying “Joe is going on a cruise? That doesn’t mean anything.”

You don’t think Nana’s retarded book and the ensuing press tour will make content, content better than his tiresome nigger tweets?

What press tour?

 

[The Sue Deal]

What press tour?

Do I need a list of dates and locations? He’ll try to replicate the Barnes and Noble fiasco with a much smaller venue yet even more sharpies. If he doesn’t do that he’ll go around doing podcasts and flailing trying to entice people to buy this book.

 

[Professor Rape]

Do I need a list of dates and locations? He’ll try to replicate the Barnes and Noble fiasco with a much smaller venue yet even more sharpies. If he doesn’t do that he’ll go around doing podcasts and flailing trying to entice people to buy this book.

You werent born then, so its okay, but that press tour for barnles and noble was revealed months before the book was released. Like all book tours.

That tour was a failure and he was more known then, and he had just 1 signing.

There will be no tour. Youre pissin me the fuck off now

 

[The Sue Deal]

You werent born then, so its okay, but that press tour for barnles and noble was revealed months before the book was released. Like all book tours.

That tour was a failure and he was more known then, and he had just 1 signing.

There will be no tour. Youre pissin me the fuck off now

You’re retarded if you think he’s not going to try and shill this book anywhere and everywhere he can. Considering how the last signing went, yeah i wouldn’t be surprised if he does some pop up thing and only announces it a day before.

Either way my original point still stands: Even if he shut the fuck up about this book and acts like it never came out, the book itself is still content. Why are you being a contrarian douche?

“Uhhmm, so WHAT Joe is going on a cruise? It’s not like he’ll make a fool out of himself daily, lose teeth, make stupid decisions regarding his cell phone bill, and get sand in a pill bottle!” Yet thats exactly what happened.

Let me put it in another way…what happens when people say Patposting is dead?

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Once his check clears and he's on dry land, I think we can expect a screed shitting on management and perhaps the cruise line itself for his treatment. If memory serves, he's shit talked plenty of former venues after the fact. Also, the manager who made him wear the black suit and told him to get his ass out of the casino must have really pissed him off. That manager was almost assuredly non-white and less than half his age-- possibly a woman--so his rant should be particularly bitter and hate-filled.

It's going to be great.

 

[Professor Rape]

You’re retarded if you think he’s not going to try and shill this book anywhere and everywhere he can. Considering how the last signing went, yeah i wouldn’t be surprised if he does some pop up thing and only announces it a day before.

Either way my original point still stands: Even if he shut the fuck up about this book and acts like it never came out, the book itself is still content. Why are you being a contrarian douche?

“Uhhmm, so WHAT Joe is going on a cruise? It’s not like he’ll make a fool out of himself daily, lose teeth, make stupid decisions regarding his cell phone bill, and get sand in a pill bottle!” Yet thats exactly what happened.

Let me put it in another way…what happens when people say Patposting is dead?

YOU'RE STILL TALKING

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Someone pointed out in another thread that Joe has likely been replaced with someone better at the Moose Lodge and the fruit stand and whatever other little regular gigs he had, so those might be gone for him. They might have him every couple months or something when they're strapped for entertainment.

I also don't know how any of his cover bands are going to work with the LEAD guitarist sitting on a stool the whole time because his rickety legs are about to give out.

Joe doesn't even have a local following. The dolts at his Moose Lodge gigs are nothing more than local alcoholics who'd be at the bar regardless of whether there was "live music" or not. He has no group of friends or fellow musicians who attend his gigs, and I seriously doubt anyone has even noticed he's gone. He's going to come back, and anyone who remembers him will gasp at how horribly he's aged over the last few months.

 

[wbgreen]

Joe doesn't even have a local following. The dolts at his Moose Lodge gigs are nothing more than local alcoholics who'd be at the bar regardless of whether there was "live music" or not. He has no group of friends or fellow musicians who attend his gigs, and I seriously doubt anyone has even noticed he's gone. He's going to come back, and anyone who remembers him will gasp at how horribly he's aged over the last few months.

"Oh shit I thought he must have died."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Joes schedule upon return.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

"Now I have the BEST SMELLING cabin on the whole F’n SHIP!!!
It smells like freshly washed/dried Giza cotton bed sheets…Ima genius.

#bouncedryersheets
PS- Going to get a date together for a Poker Game at the house very soon!! Haven’t gambled in 4 months."

Classic Joe. He shoved some dryer sheets in a vent, and he's actually gloating about it. It's the small victories, I suppose.

 

[upanddown]

Also admits that this will be the last time he does any kind of cruise gig.

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For all his stupidity and boomerism, Joe at least goes through the motions of being a loving husband and father, if he is not actually one.

The same can't be said for Tony Two Shirts and Missy "Go to Mass" B.