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Also admits that this will be the last time he does any kind of cruise gig.
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Joseph is counting down the month and 2 days he’s got left.
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The "net result" will be -$9500 in dental work.
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Joe left his "comfort zone" for the first time in his mid 60s. Most men do between the ages of 18-21. One and done for Joe though. Back to leeching off others and playing to annoyed TGI Fridays patrons for chump change. He really is a born loser.
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"Them going along with the decision to do this 4 month long thing was an exercise in life and relationship wisdom beyond my scope of knowledge"
WTF is he babbling on about, it's an old folks cruise not a path to enlightenment with the Maharishi in Nepal.
WTF is he babbling on about, it's an old folks cruise not a path to enlightenment with the Maharishi in Nepal.
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He's like a crying kid writing home from camp. Nice 4 month adventure, you 70 year old doofus. Maybe next time try to find value in the life you have instead of trying to escape it.
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He's had 60 years. Sometimes it's time to give up.
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Man July is gonna be an exciting month. 10 year anniversary of Ant getting fired, 30 year anniversary of O&A, Jim Nortons new comedy album getting released, Joe getting off his cruise, and to top it all off, Nana’s new book comes out. Maybe will be one of our best months in a while sniff
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"Best described as awesome."
Well he's right about that, it's pretty awe-inspiring how disastrously this has gone.
Well he's right about that, it's pretty awe-inspiring how disastrously this has gone.
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I can’t wait for him to blame all the disasters of this cruise (like coming home with income in the negative) on Joe Biden
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Jesus, is that all he made? Considering he's stuck on the boat and is therefore basically always "at work," that comes to less than five dollars an hour lol.
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Trying to make it sound like an adventure to enlightenment.
He doesnt want to return home and walk in the door to admit this was a bad idea and that he was wrong. He came up with idea to get a chunk of change for touring europe. " Easy money, anyone can do it". He returns with a huge dental and cellphone bills.
He doesnt want to return home and walk in the door to admit this was a bad idea and that he was wrong. He came up with idea to get a chunk of change for touring europe. " Easy money, anyone can do it". He returns with a huge dental and cellphone bills.
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The starting solo musician contract is available online, he confirmed he’s on it on Facebook,
3500/month for 35hrs a week, but with 0 days off. They schedule it so if you play late one night you get the following morning free and although he’s only doing a few hours on the clock a night, it would feel like you’re working non stop being confined there. Federal taxes are automatically withheld for US citizens, other nationals are expected to pay them individually.
Room and basic food is free of course, but you can pay for the nicer meals / drinks and the free entertainment is a DVD player in the room. WiFi is charged.
If he did this twice a year, he wouldn’t see his family for 2/3rds of the whole time and come out with what, 18-20k tops? If you’re 19 and have no responsibilities and you pocket the full amount in cash, it’s probably a cool thing to do if you spend your time on board fucking every single Filipina housekeeping maid/thai waitress/divorced milf guest on board in your down time.
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That would be hell for a 19 year old too, or for me at least. You're stuck there. Better to get a bartender job. Good tips and a lot of pussy.
I'm so happy Joe is so miserable
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I would never do it. You know they get treated like absolute shit by management, too.
I could stomach that when I was 20 and biding my time till I got a degree, and could go home and blow off steam, but getting talked down to in an environment you can’t escape? Fuck. The contracts are interesting to delve into.
If you get fired for gross misconduct they can just dump you at the next port they’re at, if you’re fired for performance they can arrange travel home, but you know they would always find a way to do the cheaper first option.
It sounds nightmarish.
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Hated by the entire crew
Losing teeth
Roommate hated him so much they let Joe have his own “cabin”
Doesn’t know about using ships wifi
Leaves a towel tapped to the floor so he doesn’t slip getting out, this good chance Joe is breathing in black mold
Losing teeth
Roommate hated him so much they let Joe have his own “cabin”
Doesn’t know about using ships wifi
Leaves a towel tapped to the floor so he doesn’t slip getting out, this good chance Joe is breathing in black mold
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I had considered it in my early 20s since I was a good bartender and saw it as maybe something to do in the non summer months (best time to bartend) but didn’t go through with it. Now at 38 I could never do it - but Joe is in his 60s so my god he’s gotta be ready to kill himself
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"Once in a lifetime for sure". He's hating every second of it
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I did it all through college. Free drinks, decent tips and plenty of women. Good times