Joseph fantasizes about a Scandinavian life, posts pictures of seafood

[PogromStallone]

I think I've talked about this before but we have so much great seafood stuff that doesn't seem to exist in America.

People will pay a lot for this shit but I usually just make it at home. It's super popular and it blows my mind it's not popular worldwide.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

You're under the impression cold seafood "salad" type preparations aren't popular in the US during summer?

I think I've talked about this before but we have so much great seafood stuff that doesn't seem to exist in America.

People will pay a lot for this shit but I usually just make it at home. It's super popular and it blows my mind it's not popular worldwide.

 

[PogromStallone]

You're under the impression cold seafood "salad" type preparations aren't popular in the US during summer?

I'm sure Americans make some dogshit version of this but from what I can see there is nothing that can compare at all.

 

[Dennyislife]

Assuming, yes. Projection, no.

Am I wrong? Do you think the BBC is impartial and that it’s bigoted to think races are inferior to others? Do you take vaccines? Do you watch porn? Play video games? Have you read the Bible or do you read anything in general?

I suspect you’re the phenotype I’m describing. Prove me wrong.

You are spiraling because I pointed out most the 1st world has "free at point of use" healthcare and higher life expectancy than the US and are now rambling about BBC, porn, videogames and vaccines.

Take a step back and laugh along

 

[NoBacon]

You are spiraling because I pointed out most the 1st world has "free at point of use" healthcare and higher life expectancy than the US and are now rambling about BBC, porn, videogames and vaccines.

Take a step back and laugh along

You just give strong Reddit atheist vibes all the time. I’m almost certain you’re a textbook consumer in every sense of the word.

Not good bro.

 

[Dennyislife]

You just give strong Reddit atheist vibes all the time. I’m almost certain you’re a textbook consumer in every sense of the word.

Not good bro.

You can't stop assuming and claiming shit because you've been made to look like a rambling idiot. I'm thick as shit and have done it.

 

[PogromStallone]

Fuck, I didn't even mention how Americans fuck up crayfish.
Look at this shit.

Here's how people with taste palates serve it.

It's basically a holiday over here.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Fuck, I didn't even mention how Americans fuck up crayfish.
Look at this shit.

Here's how people with taste palates serve it.

It's basically a holiday over here.

Nice wearing party hats like a bunch of five year olds, stupid.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I think I've talked about this before but we have so much great seafood stuff that doesn't seem to exist in America.

People will pay a lot for this shit but I usually just make it at home. It's super popular and it blows my mind it's not popular worldwide.

name the dishes so I can take a crack at em, I'll make it popular like sushi.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You're not allowed to sell a condo?? What are you talking about ? Genuinely never heard that before

I didnt say he couldnt sell it. He just cant afford to sell it. Joe said there was a $40k penalty to get out of whatever contract he signed.

 

[chiquita banana]

This will be an even bigger shock than SC though. Ant is still around gay American rubes and hicksters. Joseph being on the other side of the world is probably making him mouth breathe in enlightenment

Gay American rubes and hicksters? You are literally gay. Explain how you're any better. It seems like you just think you're better because Reddit told you that but you never give any concrete reason.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

I think I've talked about this before but we have so much great seafood stuff that doesn't seem to exist in America.

People will pay a lot for this shit but I usually just make it at home. It's super popular and it blows my mind it's not popular worldwide.

Because that looks like vomit.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I didnt say he couldnt sell it. He just cant afford to sell it. Joe said there was a $40k penalty to get out of whatever contract he signed.

I very seriously doubt Joe will ever leave Long Island. But if he does, he'll emulate his little brother, and move to the Carolinas, where he'll end up renting some shitbox in the middle of nowhere, and spend his days marveling over how incredible everything is there.

 

[Turk February]

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Joan is my favorite minor Joe character

 

[Turk February]

I think I've talked about this before but we have so much great seafood stuff that doesn't seem to exist in America.

People will pay a lot for this shit but I usually just make it at home. It's super popular and it blows my mind it's not popular worldwide.

Yawn, come back when youve perfected the filletofish sandwich and then maybe we can talk

 

[Sue Lightning]

It seems like you just think you're better because Reddit told you that but you never give any concrete reason.

No, no Reddit tells me i’m gay too.

 

[AnthonyCumio]

Fuck, I didn't even mention how Americans fuck up crayfish.
Look at this shit.

Here's how people with taste palates serve it.

It's basically a holiday over here.

Holup, who in their fucking right mind eats crayfish?!
Now, catfish I can understand, but fucking bugs like crayfish and crawfish?!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Joe showing off the leftover slop he has for dinner. Room temperature from the plates of the passengers

COMP'D!

Literally looks like they just scraped the plates and tossed it at the servants.

 

[PogromStallone]

Holup, who in their fucking right mind eats crayfish?!
Now, catfish I can understand, but fucking bugs like crayfish and crawfish?!

It tastes so fucking good if you cook it the right way(not the American way), there's a reason it's become a holiday over here.

American:
"The crayfish are usually boiled live in a large pot with heavy seasoning (salt, cayenne pepper, lemon, garlic, bay leaves, etc.) and other items such as potatoes, corn on the cob, onions, garlic, mushrooms, turkey necks, and sausage."

Swedish:
"The boil is typically flavored with salt, sugar, ale, and large quantities of stems and flowers of the dill plant. While most Americans eat them warm, the Swedes and Finns normally eat them cold after letting them sit in a brine over night"

 

[DooDooBrown]

It tastes so fucking good if you cook it the right way(not the American way), there's a reason it's become a holiday over here.

American:
"The crayfish are usually boiled live in a large pot with heavy seasoning (salt, cayenne pepper, lemon, garlic, bay leaves, etc.) and other items such as potatoes, corn on the cob, onions, garlic, mushrooms, turkey necks, and sausage."

Swedish:
"The boil is typically flavored with salt, sugar, ale, and large quantities of stems and flowers of the dill plant. While most Americans eat them warm, the Swedes and Finns normally eat them cold after letting them sit in a brine over night"

That’s more or less exactly how we eat them here, give or take the mushrooms and turkey necks. Turkey necks are FN food here, but keep patting yourself on the back over a seafood boil, very unique and sophisticated!