Joseph fantasizes about a Scandinavian life, posts pictures of seafood

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I guess Norway is in need of layabout boomers who play mediocre cover music. Shouldn’t be an issue getting a work visa for Cow, right?

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Joe showing off the leftover slop he has for dinner. Room temperature from the plates of the passengers

COMP'D!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I can hear him slurping up those mussels. What a pathetic "dinner".

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Norway is a great place but it's a socialist nation with a higher quality of life in the USA and they don't worship the military or the police. He wouldn't last a month

Edit: "what do you mean my dental is free?! I pay cash!"

 

[Dennyislife]

Be quite funny if Joe came back with Scandinavian type politics tbf

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

"Stern (hooo hoo)" made me laugh. Ngl

 

[wbgreen]

How would he afford to live in Norway? It has one of the highest costs of living in the world because their oil economy distorts the prices of everything else.

This is just like his brother falling in love with South Carolina after one visit. He finally, after decades of barely leaving Long Island, is exposed to nature and the absence of fat and loud Italian-Americans and sees paradise.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Those mussels look awful. Why are they grey when they should be orange?

 

[NoBacon]

Norway is a great place but it's a socialist nation with a higher quality of life in the USA and they don't worship the military or the police. He wouldn't last a month

Edit: "what do you mean my dental is free?! I pay cash!"

Is it really free when Norway has a total taxation rate of 45% of annual GDP? The US is 25% iirc.

It’s free at point of use, and you’ll probably be on a waiting list behind the latest refugee camp arrivals who raped your kids.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

"Stern (hooo hoo)" made me laugh. Ngl

Who references an old forgotten shock jock?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

And the women in Norway have humongous cocks, too. So Joe would be very much at home there.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Those mussels look awful. Why are they grey when they should be orange?

They probably come frozen from whatever cruise ship equivalent of Sysco they use.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Be quite funny if Joe came back with Scandinavian type politics tbf

Even funnier if he came back with a tranny boyfriend

 

[satanssockpuppet]

This is just like his brother falling in love with South Carolina after one visit. He finally, after decades of barely leaving Long Island, is exposed to nature and the absence of fat and loud Italian-Americans and sees paradise.

This is exactly correct. Nana, who only "travels" to AC and occasionally Vegas, visited SC, had dinner in a cute little suburban Main Street town, and was completely blown away to the point where he immediately bought property there. Joe waddles off the boat, grabs a meal in Oslo, and starts babbling about moving there. They're like retarded children, easily impressed by just about everything.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

 

[starshipretard69]

one of my favorite recurring bits from pig and joe is whenever they post food. laugh-out-loud funny every time

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

one of my favorite recurring bits from pig and joe is whenever they post food. laugh-out-loud funny every time

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

every fucking thing with this old faggot has to be storytime...hope you get mercury poisoning you fucking cunt

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

At least put some pepper on that mess. Jesus.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]