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Joseph Cumia is opening a guitar shop out of his house

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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I take my guitars to the local guitar store, restring it - fix stuff. It’s not expensive and I don’t want to do it myself. It’s a good idea if he follows through properly, which he certainly will not. He’ll be embroiled in some petty drama immediately or just be lazy as usual and not try and build it.
 

Rick Roblinson

Sausage-Fingered Vulgarian
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Just to critique this even further. There's not one fucking picture of a guitar being worked on. Just Joe blowing himself again. "I have the hands for it", What the fuck does that even mean? "I was taught by one of the best", "I know guitars". Then why did your uncle never bring you into the business Joe? Why have we never heard of this Uncle Joe the guitar genius until now?
 

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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@Gay Faggot. i need an explanation of this
You need an explanation of what??? HARD WORK??? Hrrmph. Actually, no surprises THERE!!!😘😘😘

You wouldn’t know the first thing about having a “skill” or “business sense”. You wouldn’t know the first THING about passing down KNOWLEDGE to your FAMILY members. You don’t even know the first thing about WIPING YOUR OWN ASS!!!🤣🤣🤣

Don’t worry. Soon enough you will HAVE to learn. No more democrats. No presidents who can’t even wipe their OWN ass trying to wipe yours for you. It’s either DO something or DIE time. Just the way AMERICA was made. Most would say it’s what made it GREAT!!!😎😎😎

P.S. If any of you losers try to do anything to MY business I will take your money and sue you for all the Libel against me and my little bro. Go ahead and try. Make us more money.🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

#MAGA #SKILLS #GUITARHERITAGE
 

Anthony's Lime Rickey

Anthony Cumia is a Pedophile
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You need an explanation of what??? HARD WORK??? Hrrmph. Actually, no surprises THERE!!!😘😘😘

You wouldn’t know the first thing about having a “skill” or “business sense”. You wouldn’t know the first THING about passing down KNOWLEDGE to your FAMILY members. You don’t even know the first thing about WIPING YOUR OWN ASS!!!🤣🤣🤣

Don’t worry. Soon enough you will HAVE to learn. No more democrats. No presidents who can’t even wipe their OWN ass trying to wipe yours for you. It’s either DO something or DIE time. Just the way AMERICA was made. Most would say it’s what made it GREAT!!!😎😎😎

P.S. If any of you losers try to do anything to MY business I will take your money and sue you for all the Libel against me and my little bro. Go ahead and try. Make us more money.🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

#MAGA #SKILLS #GUITARHERITAGE
Goddam these are fucking golden
 

lowend73

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Most of the guitar luthiers are grifters with little to no business acumen. They make their money from dentists who want “my dream guitar’. They end up just taking a bunch of deposits. Post a couple pictures of a stripped body and neck, and you are in business. Read up on Ed Roman. He was buying BC Rich guitars, stripping the necks and putting them on generic bodies.
 

Anthony's Lime Rickey

Anthony Cumia is a Pedophile
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Most of the guitar luthiers are grifters with little to no business acumen. They make their money from dentists who want “my dream guitar’. They end up just taking a bunch of deposits. Post a couple pictures of a stripped body and neck, and you are in business. Read up on Ed Roman. He was buying BC Rich guitars, stripping the necks and putting them on generic bodies.
Near my apartment there’s like a guy in his 80s that repairs guitars, guys been doing it since like the 70s.
Anyway asked what he thinks of guys who operate guitar repair via home, a man who never repaired and thinks he’s legit artist, he laughed.
Also showed him Joe’s guitar wall, and said all of those are cheaply made foreign guitars, and that if that’s the only things he’s worked on he’s gonna have issues dealing with actual hand crafted guitars.
Much of was him laughin at Joe
 
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Just to critique this even further. There's not one fucking picture of a guitar being worked on. Just Joe blowing himself again. "I have the hands for it", What the fuck does that even mean? "I was taught by one of the best", "I know guitars". Then why did your uncle never bring you into the business Joe? Why have we never heard of this Uncle Joe the guitar genius until now?
Joe is literally stealing his uncle's claim to fame, and trying to use his name and his reputation to cash in, but only after he's dead. Joe doesn't know fuck all about guitar repair/building, woodworking, craftsmanship, tools and etc. He did have the opportunity to learn it, but that would have been real work, so like a Cumia, Joe shied away from that, and just stuck to his bullshit cover band nonsense instead. Now the guy is gone, and there's Joe, greedily trying to piggyback on his uncle's craft, like it's his craft too. Just absolutely shameless, and lowdown.
 

lowend73

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Joe is literally stealing his uncle's claim to fame, and trying to use his name and his reputation to cash in, but only after he's dead. Joe doesn't know fuck all about guitar repair/building, woodworking, craftsmanship, tools and etc. He did have the opportunity to learn it, but that would have been real work, so like a Cumia, Joe shied away from that, and just stuck to his bullshit cover band nonsense instead. Now the guy is gone, and there's Joe, greedily trying to piggyback on his uncle's craft, like it's his craft too. Just absolutely shameless, and lowdown.
You nailed it, the Cumia work ethic that was passed from Father to son doomed them all. Just like the Cruise ship gig, just like the Trump bucks, now it is Chinese knock offs and delusions on becoming the next Paul Reed Smith selling boutique guitars to the other rubes and carnies
 
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You nailed it, the Cumia work ethic that was passed from Father to son doomed them all. Just like the Cruise ship gig, just like the Trump bucks, now it is Chinese knock offs and delusions on becoming the next Paul Reed Smith selling boutique guitars to the other rubes and carnies
"Now that my Uncle Gitbox is dead, maybe I can make a few bucks by glomming on to his reputation, and pretending I'm a "luthier" too". What an amoral, sleazy thought to even have. The guy's corpse isn't even cold yet, and Joe is trying to turn his life's work into an income stream. Reprehensible, even by Cumia standards.
 

Anthony's Lime Rickey

Anthony Cumia is a Pedophile
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"Now that my Uncle Gitbox is dead, maybe I can make a few bucks by glomming on to his reputation, and pretending I'm a "luthier" too". What an amoral, sleazy thought to even have. The guy's corpse isn't even cold yet, and Joe is trying to turn his life's work into an income stream. Reprehensible, even by Cumia standards.
Joe never spoke about his man, and all we got from Ant was that he shook his head at Nana’s jokes at family events.

So clearly not very close
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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Sounds like reality hit Joe in the face

Joe could do that, and offer lessons as well
However, we all know about the Cumia work ethic

Guitars are not an investment Joe.,
At least if he offered guitar lessons he would at least earn some money while waiting for weekend gigs but Joe thought offering guitar lessons was beneath him. Don Felder of the Eagles (before he joined them) was Tom Petty’s guitar teacher and I think Kirk Hammett of Metallica was a student of Joe Satriani
 
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At least if he offered guitar lessons he would at least earn some money while waiting for weekend gigs but Joe thought offering guitar lessons was beneath him. Don Felder of the Eagles (before he joined them) was Tom Petty’s guitar teacher and I think Kirk Hammett of Metallica was a student of Joe Satriani
It's the last stop for failed amateur musicians, but Joe prefers to redefine "bottoming out" over resorting to any sort of honest work. He could give 2-3 lessons a week and bring home more than any of his garbage gigs will ever pay. However, he'd need to take a shower, look presentable, and be on time, and he simply doesn't have the work ethic to master even those minimal standards.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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Joe is literally stealing his uncle's claim to fame, and trying to use his name and his reputation to cash in, but only after he's dead. Joe doesn't know fuck all about guitar repair/building, woodworking, craftsmanship, tools and etc. He did have the opportunity to learn it, but that would have been real work, so like a Cumia, Joe shied away from that, and just stuck to his bullshit cover band nonsense instead. Now the guy is gone, and there's Joe, greedily trying to piggyback on his uncle's craft, like it's his craft too. Just absolutely shameless, and lowdown.
And it’s not like Joe was busy doing anything else to take the time to learn a craft that’s related to his “love” of playing guitar. You would think he would have had some interest in learning but he’s a lazy bum Cumia.
 

Anthony's Lime Rickey

Anthony Cumia is a Pedophile
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At least if he offered guitar lessons he would at least earn some money while waiting for weekend gigs but Joe thought offering guitar lessons was beneath him. Don Felder of the Eagles (before he joined them) was Tom Petty’s guitar teacher and I think Kirk Hammett of Metallica was a student of Joe Satriani
Don’t Joe claim to teach poor kid or cancer kid or retard kids lessons? At one point during the Reddit wars
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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It's the last stop for failed amateur musicians, but Joe prefers to redefine "bottoming out" over resorting to any sort of honest work. He could give 2-3 lessons a week and bring home more than any of his garbage gigs will ever pay. However, he'd need to take a shower, look presentable, and be on time, and he simply doesn't have the work ethic to master even those minimal standards.
Yeah my guitar teacher was a cool - he was a school music teacher which we know pays shit so he would do guitar lessons on the side and would teach you want you wanted to learn - most other teachers would teach you want they think you should learn. Geez Joe, you know over 1k songs - you could at least teach! But that would take work…
 
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