Joe's health continues to fall apart

[satanssockpuppet]

Lol Joe gets his first job in 40 years and it literally kills him.

It turned out that being an actual "professional musician" was way, way harder than Joe assumed it would be. Another retard discovers that Twitter and Facebook are not reality, and your social media bullshit doesn't carry over into real life too well.

 

[lowend73]

Back in the day, the east coast was coke country, but "crank" was around, and as you noted, it was very much a biker-centric thing. It was always real trash, burned the fuck out of your nose, but it usually did the job.

Meth is alive and well, especially in San Diego. Growing up in the Northeast, you had crackheads. Out west is the equivalent, tweakers

Can’t lie, I did try it, but it just felt “dirty” if that makes any sense

Anyhow, when the Cumia boys were young, I’m sure Roe did not cook them healthy, and nutritionally sound food. That does catch up with you as you age

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Meth is alive and well, especially in San Diego. Growing up in the Northeast, you had crackheads. Out west is the equivalent, tweakers

Can’t lie, I did try it, but it just felt “dirty” if that makes any sense

Anyhow, when the Cumia boys were young, I’m sure Roe did not cook them healthy, and nutritionally sound food. That does catch up with you as you age

Oh sure, meth is bigger than ever right now, but in Joe's salad days, east coast meth was strictly a biker scene thing. Pagans, The Breed, sleazebags like that. It was either white and cut with shit that made it painful as hell, or it was that brown crumbly shit, which burned almost as much.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Doing crank through your formative years will have an adverse effect down the line

Joes diet is bar food, or whatever is “comped”

Mozzarella sticks, Wings with ranch, pizza, etc. Just like Pat eating fries and gravy daily from Hooligans bar and grill

Don’t forget the RED Gatorade.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Don’t forget the RED Gatorade.

COMP'D.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

The crew should cut their losses and maroon this maroon on a desert island. Young seamen will be told of Ol' Scurvy Tooth Cumia as a cautionary tale.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

How is he going to eat pistachios now?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

How the hell is it that Carol is the one in better health - or at the very least, possession of all her original teeth?!

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Bowleggin and Bullshittin, Minimum Wage Cow On The High Seas

 

[lowend73]

“Day 1 of an old school no sugars, no carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks a day and a lean green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years...Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like i’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass...

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow...cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into ‘fat burning mode’ (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING...and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient. (No offense AIDS patients...)

Goal - 210lbs

PS - I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’1 helps big time.”

Joe will be the only recorded case of scurvy in the 21st century