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is Anthony gonna have to pay for Joe's new teethsThis is hilarious and should rival any Pat thread.
This nigga is actually posting his teeth that have fallen out from gum decease on Facebook!
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is Anthony gonna have to pay for Joe's new teethsThis is hilarious and should rival any Pat thread.
This nigga is actually posting his teeth that have fallen out from gum decease on Facebook!
Hopefully he'll have to shell out for periodontal surgery simply because it's a painful and medieval procedure. They basically flay the gums off of your teeth and clean the teeth as far down as they can go.is Anthony gonna have to pay for Joe's new teeths
Hopefully he'll have to shell out for periodontal surgery simply because it's a painful and medieval procedure. They basically flay the gums off of your teeth and clean the teeth as far down as they can go.
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They can hold him in a freezer for a few weeks.He's gonna get airlifted off of that fucking boat.
Id normally write Nice decease, stupid, but this time it's accurateThis is hilarious and should rival any Pat thread.
This nigga is actually posting his teeth that have fallen out from gum decease on Facebook!
Nice dentures in the background yuck mouthMy guess is either a dental abscess or a chest infection from the vents that pump out legionaries into his tiny cabin 24/7.
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Best way this ends, finding him dead in the cabin after a missing a showI'd bet that he's a nighttime (and otherwise) mouth-breather. That nasty cabin air has his sinuses all plugged up, and he's snoring away all night, and his shit is drying out and crumbling. Joe vastly overestimated his health and stamina when he agreed to this gig, and it's been way, way more than he can handle. The obese buffoon should have visited a doctor, a dentist, and the gym well before he hopped on board that creaky old tub. But, being Joe and all, he figured he'd bullshit his way through it. And now he's falling apart.
LOL "crank". I havent heard it called that for years.Doing crank through your formative years will have an adverse effect down the line
A few years down the line, when he's dead, everyone who knows Joe will look back on his retarded cruise ship gig as the point where his decline really began. If he survives it, he's going to come home broken, physically and psychologically. The bit about immediately heading out to do Steely Dan cover gigs is a pipe dream, there's no way he'll be in any condition to do much of anything for a while. He'll come home and gorge, "relax", and treat himself, all of which will accelerate the decline.Best way this ends, finding him dead in the cabin after a missing a show
Joe was/is a wannabe biker. I’m sure he followed around The Pagans and definitely did a lot of thatLOL "crank". I havent heard it called that for years.
Soon...soon...Id normally write Nice decease, stupid, but this time it's accurate
Back in the day, the east coast was coke country, but "crank" was around, and as you noted, it was very much a biker-centric thing. It was always real trash, burned the fuck out of your nose, but it usually did the job.Joe was/is a wannabe biker. I’m sure he followed around The Pagans and definitely did a lot of that
Lol Joe gets his first job in 40 years and it literally kills him.
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