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is Anthony gonna have to pay for Joe's new teeths
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Joe's health continues to fall apart
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I'm surprised no one has photoshopped a picture of Joe with Boq teeth so far.
Speaking of which, whoever labeled all of Boq's previous posts under the username "pedophile" is a genius.
Speaking of which, whoever labeled all of Boq's previous posts under the username "pedophile" is a genius.
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Hopefully he'll have to shell out for periodontal surgery simply because it's a painful and medieval procedure. They basically flay the gums off of your teeth and clean the teeth as far down as they can go.
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Pretty much no chance he will be smiling for a photo anytime soon. Id love to see the meth mouth he has now. Stuck eating baby food now.
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This is gonna fuck up his already beat singing voice - those gaps of missing teeth will make him whistle trying to sing. Layne Staley of Alice In Chains had lost his teeth from his heroin use and when they recorded “Get Born Again” and you can hear whistles on certain words because of it.
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Imagine going on a cruise for 3 months and you return with a bag of teeth and a dental bill that will exceed what he earned over that time.
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They can hold him in a freezer for a few weeks.
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Id normally write Nice decease, stupid, but this time it's accurate
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Nice dentures in the background yuck mouth
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I'd bet that he's a nighttime (and otherwise) mouth-breather. That nasty cabin air has his sinuses all plugged up, and he's snoring away all night, and his shit is drying out and crumbling. Joe vastly overestimated his health and stamina when he agreed to this gig, and it's been way, way more than he can handle. The obese buffoon should have visited a doctor, a dentist, and the gym well before he hopped on board that creaky old tub. But, being Joe and all, he figured he'd bullshit his way through it. And now he's falling apart.
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Best way this ends, finding him dead in the cabin after a missing a show
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LOL "crank". I havent heard it called that for years.
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A few years down the line, when he's dead, everyone who knows Joe will look back on his retarded cruise ship gig as the point where his decline really began. If he survives it, he's going to come home broken, physically and psychologically. The bit about immediately heading out to do Steely Dan cover gigs is a pipe dream, there's no way he'll be in any condition to do much of anything for a while. He'll come home and gorge, "relax", and treat himself, all of which will accelerate the decline.
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Joe was/is a wannabe biker. I’m sure he followed around The Pagans and definitely did a lot of that
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Soon...soon...
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Back in the day, the east coast was coke country, but "crank" was around, and as you noted, it was very much a biker-centric thing. It was always real trash, burned the fuck out of your nose, but it usually did the job.
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Working to Joe is worse than prison was to Papillon.
Bag and tag that piece of shit.