Joe is moving to Norway if Kamala wins

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

A guy in his 60s thinks you can just move to a first world country because you feel like it.

He also thinks he can just walk up and rent a vehicle in any country in the world.

"THERE'S NO JOSEPH LANE HERE, ASSHOLE!"

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Norway, after refusing Joe asylum, "Now go home and get your fucking fuzz box!"

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This fucking idiot doesn't take anything into consideration when he makes these declarations. Like the cost, for starters. "I'm gonna move to one of the most expensive places to live because I said so." How are you going to get all your shit there, Joe? You broken old fuck. "I'll make it happen because I said so. This isn't someone just talking here."

He’s moving to Norway with two bad teeth and a dream to play in a professional cover band.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Maybe he’ll find his very own Edgar Winter tranny

 

[Stent]

He's like every asshole who steps off the plane in Tahiti and says to the first local they come across "I could get used to this!"

 

[TorpidSloth]

Plus the EU is even more cucked and communist than we are here.

Norway isn't a member of the EU, but I take your point. He has as much chance of successfully settling in Norway as he does of moving to Monaco or Singapore.

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

Maybe he’ll find his very own Edgar Winter tranny

Do you mean Dawn's husband? Or Worm's husband? Could be either.

 

[Not bad]

Plus the EU is even more cucked and communist than we are here.

Norway isn't part of the EU.

 

[JebJoh]

And people are happier, work less, live longer. Booo!!

Can Joe work less?

 

[Turk February]

Also, he wouldn't even be able to do his dog shit Bruce Springsteen covers there, no one listens to that shit. From what I understand they just listen to animals in the forest and do impressions of them.

 

[Mass.gov]

 

[Confused White Kid]

Get back in your offtopic cage

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Lol. Joe loved Oslo (most of it seen from the ship deck)

Nice frying pan reference, wifebeater.

 

[PogromStallone]

Lol. Joe loved Oslo (most of it seen from the ship deck)

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Nice frying pan reference, wifebeater.

Didn't he whine about Norway when he was there?

 

[TorpidSloth]

Lol. Joe loved Oslo (most of it seen from the ship deck)

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Nice frying pan reference, wifebeater.

You weren't in Europe for 4 months, Cow. You were imprisoned on a boat and occasionally let off to trot around a port town for a few hours. You chose to spend your free time trying to gamble and eating food you eat at home.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I dont think Joe realizes just how much snow norway gets. NY winters aint got shit on Norway. One winter and he would be begging Ant to pay for him to come home.

 

[TorpidSloth]

I dont think Joe realizes just how much snow norway gets. NY winters aint got shit on Norway. One winter and he would be begging Ant to pay for him to come home.

Again though, he wouldn't be allowed to stay in Norway for longer than 90 days. In no way does he qualify for a temporary residence permit, much less a permanent one. Citizenship is out of the question.

 

[Farmer Brown]

Again though, he wouldn't be allowed to stay in Norway for longer than 90 days. In no way does he qualify for a temporary residence permit, much less a permanent one. Citizenship is out of the question.

Joe's got a plan. He knows the way:
Something about Norton's soon to be widow or ex-"wife," a boatload of cash, and a new citizen-spouse.

Feed brojoe

 

[DooDooBrown]

Again though, he wouldn't be allowed to stay in Norway for longer than 90 days. In no way does he qualify for a temporary residence permit, much less a permanent one. Citizenship is out of the question.

I’m sure he’s assuming all he needs to do is point at his 82nd Airborne hat and any country would roll out the red carpet for hiM.