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Joe is moving to Norway if Kamala wins

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Has anyone asked Nana how Joe is going to afford this on his allowance?

These people on both sides are the fucking worst. They’re so used to everything they say being met with positivity from their online echo chamber, they don’t take a second to consider the fact that the country they’re supposedly moving to doesn’t want them there and has many many infrastructures in place to keep obnoxious foreigners out.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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Does he even consider the fact that he’d have to fucking learn Norwegian?
I think they're mostly bilingual over there. Joe probably doesn't even realize that they have their own language and he'd expect 100% of people to understand him and would make angry, indignant Facebook posts about how the fucking IDIOT kid at the grocery store couldn't tell him where to find PLANTAINS because he didn't even SPEAK ENGLISH. What kind of "PEOPLE" are they letting IN to this COUNTRY? NORWAY IN DISTRESS!!!! Speak the LANGUAGE or go BACK where you CAME from!
 
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How to Move to Norway as a Non-EU/EEA Citizen?​

As a non-EU/EEA citizen, you must apply for a long-stay visa to move to Norway for over three months (90 days). Although they are called long-stay visas, they are temporary residence permits. The types of long-stay visas depend on your purpose of moving to Norway. For example, you can get long-stay visas for work, study, or family reunification.

Moving to Norway for Work​

To move to Norway for work, you must obtain a work visa, aka temporary residence permit for work. Before you start the application process for the visa, you must ensure you have secured a job in Norway. Then, you have to start the application process online at the website of the Norwegian Directorate of Immigration (UDI), then continue at the nearest Norwegian embassy or consulate.

Once you have arrived in Norway, you must go to the local police station and get your residence card. The validity of the work visa is two years and can be renewed for another two years. Then after three years in Norway, you can apply for a permanent residence permit.
 
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There’s absolutely nothing that screams patriotism quite like refusing to acknowledge election results while dramatically threatening to pack your bags and flee the country.
I despise how these hysterical tweeting faggots convince themselves that everything will immediately, irrevocably change the moment a new president is sworn into office. Trump will build libtard death camps, Harris will implement a full communist regime, it's just so exhaustingly retarded and quite gay.
 

Anthony's Lime Rickey

Anthony Cumia is a Pedophile
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How to Move to Norway as a Non-EU/EEA Citizen?​

As a non-EU/EEA citizen, you must apply for a long-stay visa to move to Norway for over three months (90 days). Although they are called long-stay visas, they are temporary residence permits. The types of long-stay visas depend on your purpose of moving to Norway. For example, you can get long-stay visas for work, study, or family reunification.

Moving to Norway for Work​

To move to Norway for work, you must obtain a work visa, aka temporary residence permit for work. Before you start the application process for the visa, you must ensure you have secured a job in Norway. Then, you have to start the application process online at the website of the Norwegian Directorate of Immigration (UDI), then continue at the nearest Norwegian embassy or consulate.

Once you have arrived in Norway, you must go to the local police station and get your residence card. The validity of the work visa is two years and can be renewed for another two years. Then after three years in Norway, you can apply for a permanent residence permit.
heard the child spit market is really dry up there; no work visa for moo
 

Sue Lightning

IS SHE TALKING ABOUT ME?
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Why would Norway let him in? The reason Norway isn’t flooded with Somalians like France and Minnesota is because they’re not letting you immigrate there if you bring nothing to the table except a chinese guitar and a suitcase full of Sons of Anarchy merch.
Those TRUMP PLAYING CARDS are my GOLDEN TICKET to EUROPE 🇺🇸🇺🇸👍👍🤣
 
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