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Joe falls out with a fellow loser busker, airs their personal issues all over FB

lowend73

एंथोनी कमिया एक फगोट है
There was a dude in my town who drove some shitbox suv that he had literally just written a bunch of bumper sticker political slogans that don't even apply here, FREEDOM of SPEACH and anti COVID shit all over it. He was also always on the town Facebook page starting shit with everybody he interacted with. There was also shit on the car like "TRY ME", just begging to get keyed.

Somebody set the fucking thing on fire and buddy cried like a bitch lol. "I can't believe somebody would do this to me. Selfish fucking libtards trying to take away my freedom of speach[sic]." And realistically it was probably some apolitical guy who told him to shut up once and buddy was probably like "What are you gonna do about it, KAREN?"
It was ME! I BURNT IT DOWN TO THE SCRAP METAL!!!

But I only did it for 2 reasons:

1. I am ANTI-Freedom of Speach & Pro-COVID, as my bumper sticker-laden car clearly advertises, so this was turf war.

2. I thought a nigger was sleeping in it.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Return to me, Stenton.
"Dean Silva has come a long way through a hard life and he's trying to finally get it all together and focus back on building his music career - something he destroyed in his younger years on drugs & alcohol. But the truth is he can’t do it alone, that’s where Charlie comes in."

Joe is kind of a shitbag but how desperate must he be to be such a shitbag? This is bumming me out.
What about Layler?

These people are fucking LI garbage god damn. How the fuck did tranth make it, give this dummy $60k a year for 10+ years and now he's trying to take the heroin needle out of a junkie's arm in a Nassau County dumpster. What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Why the fuck do so many drug addicts do this? I can't even count the number of adult wiggers who have told me about their addiction struggles within like 3 minutes of meeting them. I've literally had guys lead with it like "Hey, I'm Matt. Nice to meet you. I smoked crack for 15 years. Clean now though. I had a family but they don't talk to me anymore."
 

JebJoh

Is there any other read to Joe's text other than "Dean told me there are some good country western gigs around here and I've been doing a bunch on a cruise, so you should give me some of his gigs" ?
It’s way worse than that. Joe knew who was booking gigs and tried to do an end run around his friend to take some of those gigs away from him for himself. What makes it worse is that this guy is apparently making a comeback after an addiction problem and likely needs a year of gigs to restore his reputation and bank account. Joe jumps in and not only tries to steal the gigs but follows up by reminding people about his friend’s addiction issues.

The booker sent joes messages to his client immediately so he’ll understand what a scumbag Joe is.
 
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