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He makes live reads, too bad he's illiterateEvery poker pro knows you bring your own roast beef sandwich and eat it like Hellmuth.
I wonder what Joe thinks of the new generation of poker players using GTO solvers and range charts.
They are the center of the world.Americans think they are the center of the world when prices have risen in most the world since covid. Just like Americans who thought the globe locked down for the US election or even people like Joe who think that Microsoft issue the other day was to distract from the Trump attempt or Biden stepping down.
I've seen that look before plenty of times. That broad is an alcoholic, and she's drunk as fuck in this picture.send me back to the floating prison
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See, I think the check hit his account by the time he got home, and he saw that big (relatively speaking) number, and thought "fuck those bills, I deserve a special night while I still have the money to pay for it". And his Sea Hag was hammered, and ready to agree to just about anything."Forget dessert, babe. I wanna hit the poker table. Oh yeah, by the way, can I borrow a couple hundred bucks? Just till my check clears."
Yep. Garbage restaurant. Menu written like shit because of shit ingredients. "Surf and turf" what the fucks that?That steakhouse seems shitty only east coast oysters and they don't even have the location they were harvested from on the menu I go to Lou and miickey’s gaslamp district San diego they have a raw menu oysters from both coasts
Please share your order at another restaurant you ate at 15 years ago when your boyfriend was footing the bill, I promise we’ll all be really blown away next time!Holy shit.
Dude. I think you're onto something here. Casinos....charge.....MORE than regular places!!!! By God, you're a fucking genius. Please post more. I need to hear more of this absolute wisdom you fucking teenager.
$2500 a month
Pandemic Unemployment was a federal $600 a week on top of whatever the specific state unemployment rate was. So, a lot of people were getting $4,000 a month or more. A lot of people who didn't even make that much at their jobs were getting that amount.Nobody got $2500 a month.
Where in Europe do you live?
My mom was getting $2500 of unemploymentNobody got $2500 a month.
Where in Europe do you live?
Joe brags about being squirted and pissed on by this.send me back to the floating prison
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My mom was getting $2500 of unemployment
I don’t give a fuck if you believe me or not but there was a lot more money handed out than just those 3 one-time payments. A shitload of people who didn’t deserve it were getting a bunch of unemployment money because no one was checking that shit.That's nice.
How much was paid in each of the three rounds?
Round 1, March 2020: $1,200 per income tax filer, $500 per child (CARES Act)
Round 2, December 2020: $600 per income tax filer, $600 per child (Consolidated Appropriations Act, 2021)
Round 3, March 2021: $1,400 per income tax filer, $1,400 per child (American Rescue Plan Act)
Now, show me the $2,500 PER MONTH.
If your mom lost her job, tough shit, but don't act like every American was getting $2,500 a month. That's simply ignorance at it's finest. So anyway, what part of Europe are you from?
I don’t give a fuck if you believe me or not but there was a lot more money handed out than just those 3 one-time payments. A shitload of people who didn’t deserve it were getting a bunch of unemployment money because no one was checking that shit.
LolWell I guess I'm just not a thieving scumbag like your mother.
Yeah she’ll take whatever money she can get from the government.Well I guess I'm just not a thieving scumbag like your mother.
I was put on furlough. I got 880 a week for like 4 months and after taxes. Loved it. Got to go hiking, work out, watch movies, play games and argue with my bored girlfriend who wanted to go shopping. I hoarded that money because I knew the good times wouldn't last.Pandemic Unemployment was a federal $600 a week on top of whatever the specific state unemployment rate was. So, a lot of people were getting $4,000 a month or more. A lot of people who didn't even make that much at their jobs were getting that amount.
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