Joe can't afford the Borgata - Of course Biden is to blame!

[BenDovid]

It's gotta be high end, $4 for an oyster!

I looked at some old menus. Looks like they cut their portion sizes and raised the price per ounce to balance it out.

That's like every food over the last 20 years. Bag of Doritos is $7. Big Mac meal was under $6. Now it's $13.

It would be neat if I could understand the correlation between food prices and the President, but I'm baffled. Seems like prices went up during COVID and companies were like, "Holy shit, people will pay $7 for Doritos." and it just sorta stayed there. Cuz you keep buying $7 bags of Doritos.

If sales of Doritos went down 40%, they'd probably lower prices.

What does Joe Biden have to do with that?

Is there some tariff on corn I don't know about that Biden enacted? 90% of this asshole country is corn. How the fuck are corn chips $7.

I got drunk and pissed in my hamper. Fuckin' Cumia brothers...

 

[Udders]

He clearly canceled them but his schedule says they are just " past events".


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He isnt on the schedule

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Haha what a faggot. "Europe Summer '24 shows." You didn't play your instrument on any European soil you dolt, it was all on a boat in international waters.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Haha what a faggot. "Europe Summer '24 shows." You didn't play your instrument on any European soil you dolt, it was all on a boat in international waters.

He got off the boat a handful of times for a few hours and now he thinks he is well traveled.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

How the fuck can a working family afford expensive restaurants and tree nuts from boutique grocery chains these days?

Fuck you Biden

 

[UnPRePared]

He clearly canceled them but his schedule says they are just " past events".


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I dunno, The Mugshots might be entertaining...

 

[A House Nigger]

“Fuck getting a better paying job to be able to afford things! I’m owed this shit! COM’D!!!”

-Joe Colleen Q-Mia

 

[TorpidSloth]

So he has a legitimate gambling problem. Interesting.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Pissing away his cruise earnings already at a casino. Sigh.

There's a certain term used to describe that which is very appropriate given the fact that the Cumias have African lineage.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

So he has a legitimate gambling problem. Interesting.

Well, after whining about it for months, he spent exactly one night in his own bed, then woke up and immediately wanted to gamble. So I have to agree, that's definitely problematic.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Well, after whining about it for months, he spent exactly one night in his own bed, then woke up and immediately wanted to gamble. So I have to agree, that's definitely problematic.

Its only a problem when you arent good at it. If he was good at it than he wouldnt be bitching about menu prices. So by deductive reasoning. He does indeed have a gambling problem.

 

[Chive Turkey]

So he has a legitimate gambling problem. Interesting.

I'm as shocked as you are. It doesn't fit the temperate and mature lifestyle we're used to from him.

 

[Kinderman]

Joe has no business going to Borgata anyway, as that's a place for people who have things like money, and jobs.

And teeth.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Pretty sure I remember getting the surf & turf here for like, $110 and I haven't been to the Borgata in like 12 years.

Using meals at the Borgata as a metric for inflation as opposed to say, a gallon of milk or a dozen eggs, is a uniquely Cumia-style of idiocy.

Borgata probably intentionally inflates their prices at those restaurants to feel "premium" to the rubes pissing away their money there

 

[BenDovid]

Borgata probably intentionally inflates their prices at those restaurants to feel "premium" to the rubes pissing away their money there

Holy shit.

Dude. I think you're onto something here. Casinos....charge.....MORE than regular places!!!! By God, you're a fucking genius. Please post more. I need to hear more of this absolute wisdom you fucking teenager.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

so how long before he blames kamala for prices of his pistachios

 

[Stent]

Joe is realizing he can't rely on regular cruise ship money to supplement his unemployment.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Gambling before a trip to the dentist and before paying the $1300 AT&T bill he racked up while on the cruise.

There's a term for this kind of behavior.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

A mid restaurant in a Casino in a failing city is expensive? I'm with ya Joe, thanks for posting that shit menu.

It's gotta be high end, $4 for an oyster!

He said it was more expensive now than a year ago? Wasn't Biden in office then? So, wouldn't it always be expensive?

I mean $10 for one jumbo shrimp is pretty ridiculous.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Gambling before a trip to the dentist and before paying the $1300 AT&T bill he racked up while on the cruise.

There's a term for this kind of behavior.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Every poker pro knows you bring your own roast beef sandwich and eat it like Hellmuth.

I wonder what Joe thinks of the new generation of poker players using GTO solvers and range charts.