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Jim Norton Married a Tranny!
- Thread starter Jims_Maroon_Pants
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The Destroyer fawking tells it like it is!
Sometimes I have the overwhelming urge to grab Jim Norton by the ears and scream in his face "YOU DON'T HAVE A WIFE! YOU MARRIED A MAN WITH A COCK!! YOU LITTLE FAGGOT!"
Does that make me a bad person? I don't think so.
Does that make me a bad person? I don't think so.
In this fantasy you're naked and grabbing him from behind, right?
Any updates with these two fags? I'm guessing they're still doing their shitty podcast and trying to make it as social media stars. Hopefully Thor is driving him crazy and a divorce arc is imminent.
Surprisingly still awful.
Good news, though. If you have a film crew you can get podcast equipment into the city.
Seems like Jim's push to make his Trevor Lawrence looking husband famous lasted all of about 6 weeks. Either that or the weird tranny has lost interest..
Is he really only 27? I haven’t watched their stupid sword fight. It seems like an obvious attempt at awkward niche cottage industry fame. Like, what demographic would be interested in this?
It seems interesting at first, but it’s insufferable. I just can’t take the “I married a woman” and “she did this” and “she doesn’t like this”
I’m sure others have mentioned he married a man with a dick and long hair. It’s not a woman. Which is fine. Doesn’t make them bad people. But, fuck Jim, you’re gay, man. And that’s okay. Just cause a guy gets implants doesn’t make it a woman. He talks about fucking you in the ass for Christ sake. How goddamn delusional and it makes me so unreasonably angry because why do I give a fuck so much…. It’s just ridiculous.
It seems interesting at first, but it’s insufferable. I just can’t take the “I married a woman” and “she did this” and “she doesn’t like this”
I’m sure others have mentioned he married a man with a dick and long hair. It’s not a woman. Which is fine. Doesn’t make them bad people. But, fuck Jim, you’re gay, man. And that’s okay. Just cause a guy gets implants doesn’t make it a woman. He talks about fucking you in the ass for Christ sake. How goddamn delusional and it makes me so unreasonably angry because why do I give a fuck so much…. It’s just ridiculous.
Yes, it does.
Mentally ill.
The fact that Karl from Die Hard appears to be an alcoholic doesn’t get mentioned enough. Just how does Jim maintain his sobriety when his husband is knocking back wine and cocktails all day every day? Oh yeah, that's right, Norton is a fake alkie
It's amazing how little anyone cares about Jim's marriage any longer. They're such a non-factor in the grand scheme of things.
HE MARRIED A MAN IN A DRESS FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!
“Do you take his man and in what position?”
I always wonder what it must be like going around with a man in a dress and wanting everyone to play along with the fact that it's a woman. There was a clip of them ordering in Mcdonald's that someone posted the other day and Thor is clearly a six foot wrestler looking guy with a blond wig. Like I wonder how often someone calls him sir or breaks the illusion that it's actually just a man in a skirt. Hopefully very often. Jimmy doesn't deserve happiness.
Read in Dice's voice
y'here to take da pitcha? wit' tha dick? no, you said you were here...wit tha face?
"So how did you guys meet?"
Jimmy - "Oh I just groomed him when he was jerking his prick off on cam for other guys when he was a teenager. Y'know, classic love story"
Jimmy - "Oh I just groomed him when he was jerking his prick off on cam for other guys when he was a teenager. Y'know, classic love story"
