Jim Norton Married a Tranny!

[Suetonius]

To a lifetime of mistakes for the newlyweds.

 

[Suetonius]

“With this girl I was straight.”

WERE YA?

 

[Sues5OClockShadow]

WTF? He legit married that thing? And everyone is pretending it's a real girl? I'm speechless.

Her smell is intoxicating

 

[guest]

Nice horse cock, stupid.

 

[Cumtown Fags]

The Destroyer always wins in the end.

 

[Meownaw]

I'm speechless. It explains so much but I was never 100% convinced it was Norton in that one Alana photo.

 

[Suetonius]

I genuinely don’t know how to feel about this. As a fag (WE HEARD YOU!) i’m less disgusted by this but still weirded out.

This was the only choice for Norton. He’s too much of a worm to pull a Cumia and die alone, as he’s talked about wanting to get married at some point on duh show for years. And we know he wasn’t gonna get married to a woman because…you know.



And of ALL the trannies he could have chose he chose one that barely passes as a woman.

For Alena? She hit the fucking jackpot. She is with a man who treats her like a woman, made her his wife, flew her to a first world country, lets her fuck his ass, and basically doesn’t have to do shit other than tongue his little hairless ass.

The only way this can truly go South is if she acts up like the whore she is and continues talking to other men. But besides that this was the eventual end for Norton and the only way he could be happy.

So congrats….I guess.

 

[HH Brother]

Been there, done that, brother.

 

[guest]

I guess he’d tell us if he was gay, genuinely. I guaran fuck tee cumio has reached out to sue lightning lol.

 

[Suetonius]

I'm speechless. It explains so much but I was never 100% convinced it was Norton in that one Alana photo.

I was 100% sure that was Norton with Alena. All the evidence points to it and I remember when it was originally posted. Alena posts about flying to Canada, a fan takes a picture of them in a Canadian restaurant tagging Jim. And then we found out her biggest donor is a dude named “Jstorm”. And meanwhile we find clips of Norton talking about his tall girlfriend who looks like a dude, talks to other men (because its literally her job), and who can’t enter America (likely due to being pozzed).

The thing i’m most shocked is the fact that they got MARRIED. What the fuck? It blows my mind. I thought they were done 3 years ago. And if anything maybe Norton would just keep her as a live in prostitute for a while. But this retard actually decided to make her his wife. It’s shocking.

 

[guest]

This is insane. I hate him so much.

 

[Sues5OClockShadow]

This has to be a joke. Even for the Worm, this is a disturbingly low-level attempt at attention seeking.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

“With this girl I was straight.”

WERE YA?

He finally did it. He found a "girl" with a giant cock, and now he's "her" fuck toy. It's the culmination of everything he's ever worked for. He's craved this ever since the day he was molested as a young boy. And now, he is truly fulfilled. And full-filled.

 

[Suetonius]

This is what he saw on his honey moon.

This is his wife now.

 

[guest]

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This is what he saw on his honey moon.

This is his wife now.

Nice meaty clit

 

[HH Brother]

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This is what he saw on his honey moon.

This is his wife now.

I still don't understand why this nice fella who was on hormones still has a piece this cartoonishly big, brother.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

 

[guest]

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This is what he saw on his honey moon.

This is his wife now.

Mr Norton your ‘wife’s’ pussy is inside out

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Would love to hear da Opsters take.

“Jim’s wife? I heard tingsssssssssssss”

 

[Suetonius]

Wouldja if you could be certain it wasn't carrying Norton-AIDS?

Fuck no. In tranny world shes the equivalent of the fat chick you fuck at the end of the night because every other girl at the bar rejected you.