Jim Norton Married a Tranny!

[TheNanaDook]

This really is the best timeline.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

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I think his mother is probably the most shocked. She left him those voicemails about ladies of the evenings. They played it on air and she probably hoped in her old little heart that was the shame that would knock him out of it. And then he fucking married one.

Wasn't his father a Vietnam vet or something? Shameful.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Gotta be? Remove any doubt brothaman.

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Unless there are two freakishly similar looking trans porn stars who are foreign and both love Norton.

Hahahahahahaha my fucking ribs!!!!!! Hahahahahah

 

[Suetonius]

Quick: who the fuck has that picture of Alenas top donors with “Jstorm” as one of them. That goddamn chaturbate created a marriage.

 

[Meownaw]

@jimnorton on Instagram: "A typical night with my wife @msnikkinorton"

11K likes, 1,327 comments - jimnorton on October 19, 2023: "A typical night with my wife @msnikkinorton".

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Jesus Christ

 

[Suetonius]

Nana is incapacitated at Compound East crying into a pillow. How much are we taking for bets that Sue posts a vague tweet about ex lovers hitting her up?

 

[Imager]

What happens when she keeps talking to people she shouldn't be talking to?

I legit hope "she" divorce rapes Norton and he has to move from his Trump Tower apartment and sell his shitty autograph collection.

 

[Africa.com]

Every day we stray further from god

 

[FamilyDollar]

Hold on, this is the "broad" he was crying over in that Instagram live shit? Nice life decision, Nor-tone.

It's not like he's broke or anything. He could easily afford a Flavia type imported wife. At least she'd clean his toilets instead of leaving manly dumps in them.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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Quick: who the fuck has that picture of Alenas top donors with “Jstorm” as one of them. That goddamn chaturbate created a marriage.

You guys are so good at this art shit. Jeebus, look at Jimmy's face hahahahaha

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

@jimnorton on Instagram: "A typical night with my wife @msnikkinorton"

11K likes, 1,327 comments - jimnorton on October 19, 2023: "A typical night with my wife @msnikkinorton".

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Jesus Christ

 

[Suetonius]

“I cant believe this man of laughter is my husband.” What a way to describe Jim. A man of AIDS? Sure. But he’s not a man of laughter. He’s barely even a man. Dumb foreign cunt probably thinks its endearing. She probably sounds like Mel Gibsons CUNT WHORE BITCH GOLD DIGGER ex wife but as a man.

 

[Hoolies]

 

[Meownaw]

Would love to hear da Opsters take.

 

[Suetonius]

Would love to hear da Opsters take.

“I wish him nothin but the best. Sniff.”

 

[LingerLonger]

How long until Anthony is opening dating another man? One month? Year tops?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

WTF? He legit married that thing? And everyone is pretending it's a real girl? I'm speechless.

 

[Imager]

“I wish him nothin but the best. Sniff.”

But would you...want to...sniff?

Puddle of Aids literally describes Jim's cumsies when they're done.

I'm legit disgusted and embarrassed for him.

I wonder if they'll give him any shit over this at the Cellar Table.

"Nice wife, stupid!"

 

[Suetonius]

But would you...want to...sniff?

Puddle of Aids literally describes Jim's cumsies when they're done.

I'm legit disgusted and embarrassed for him.

I wonder if they'll give him any shit over this at the Cellar Table.

"Nice wife, stupid!"

We know Luis J Gomez was making fun of him over the Alena shit when it broke. He showed pictures of her to Matt Sera (who? the guy he does UFC pod with.) and he basically said everything but “Thats a dude and you’re gay.” The only people in his circle accepting of this are Anthony Cumia and Joe Derosa. Take a guess why that is.

 

[O&AWOWSTICKERSTOP!]

It’s like I knew this day would come. But, I can’t believe it’s finally here. Im speechless.