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Basically Pat saw a fat chick and got jealous that she could easily out stair master him, and he internalized his thoughts into this story without realizing that he too is a fat sack of shit
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Jim Florentine's Dramatic Reading and Analysis of Piggy's Classic "Burn Calories and Bullies At the Gym"
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"Fear not, hefty citizens! Patman is here to defend your honor and keep the gym free of snide remarks! Brototypes beware!"
"Hey, Brotosaurus! Think you can mock a morbidly obese woman and get away with it? In the gym where I take my moon-faced selfies? Not on my watch! Wait right there, mister."
Our hero returns moments later, juggling 100 lb dumbells and spinning them on his finger with ease. "Think you could walk up the stairs if you were as fat as me...I mean, as fat as this totally-not-made-up-obese-woman-who-isn't-me-because-I'm-not-fat-by-any-medical-standard, child? Didn't think so, Brometheus!"
"Tune in next week when Patman takes on someone from his past: the Mysterious Bench Sniffer! Who could this dastardly villain be? The answer may surpise you!"
"Hey, Brotosaurus! Think you can mock a morbidly obese woman and get away with it? In the gym where I take my moon-faced selfies? Not on my watch! Wait right there, mister."
Our hero returns moments later, juggling 100 lb dumbells and spinning them on his finger with ease. "Think you could walk up the stairs if you were as fat as me...I mean, as fat as this totally-not-made-up-obese-woman-who-isn't-me-because-I'm-not-fat-by-any-medical-standard, child? Didn't think so, Brometheus!"
"Tune in next week when Patman takes on someone from his past: the Mysterious Bench Sniffer! Who could this dastardly villain be? The answer may surpise you!"