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Jim Florentine's Dramatic Reading and Analysis of Piggy's Classic "Burn Calories and Bullies At the Gym"

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author pat not knowing tacit from tactic. Also from the last day or so
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What a fucking dolt
 
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60 pound dumb bells were apparently within reach of the machines AND the treadmills, or the brotosaurus was patient enough to wait while Pat fetched them, and the conversation stayed near enough to the machine that Pat could see the display on her machine. And there’s no way anyone would react the way he says the brotosaurus did. No way. His answer was perfect for the story. “What?!!? I can’t carry that much weight!!!!” Ugh. And then pat hero poses and the gym meanie… says nothing else? That’s it? A toddler wouldn’t make up such an improbable story.

Oh and here’s the other ridiculous part. 60 pounds? I’m OK in the gym, but my trainer is a monster. 6 foot 2, 230, single-digit body fat percentage. Do the math, that’s a ton of muscle mass. Guy is jacked.

I’ve seen him handle dumbbells. There’s no way he’s handing 60 pound dumbbells to someone else. That’s above his working weight unless he’s going very low reps, which he almost never does, but he can LIFT them. Casually handing them to someone else? No.

It’s preposterous. This is a kid saying “eleventy million”.

Oh, and to correCT the reCord, I don’t mean that he can’t curl 60 pounds. Of course he can. He could probably curl well more than that. But he’s not just gonna casually hand them to someone.

That’s like picking up a petite woman and carrying her across the gym and just handing her to someone. It’s stupid. That’s 120 pounds. So Patrick picked up half of his bodyweight, and just casually handed it to someone like you would with a cup of coffee? What a lying idiot. Guys that body build competitively don’t do that.

But it had to have been casual because this guy just accepted 120 pounds of weight from Patrick without protesting or complaining or putting up any kind of resistance or demanding more information as to why he should accept 120 pounds.

Most sets of dumbbells can’t be gripped by two pairs of hands at the same time anyway. Normally when you hand dumbbells to someone you put them down in front of them. 60 pounds? Even more so. This is so fabricated and childish it’s not even funny.
 
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DickensCoffee_mybb said:
60 pound dumb bells were apparently within reach of the machines AND the treadmills, or the brotosaurus was patient enough to wait while Pat fetched them, and the conversation stayed near enough to the machine that Pat could see the display on her machine. And there’s no way anyone would react the way he says the brotosaurus did. No way. His answer was perfect for the story. “What?!!? I can’t carry that much weight!!!!” Ugh. And then pat hero poses and the gym meanie… says nothing else? That’s it? A toddler wouldn’t make up such an improbable story.

Oh and here’s the other ridiculous part. 60 pounds? I’m OK in the gym, but my trainer is a monster. 6 foot 2, 230, single-digit body fat percentage. Do the math, that’s a ton of muscle mass. Guy is jacked.

I’ve seen him handle dumbbells. There’s no way he’s handing 60 pound dumbbells to someone else. That’s above his working weight unless he’s going very low reps, which he almost never does, but he can LIFT them. Casually handing them to someone else? No.

It’s preposterous. This is a kid saying “eleventy million”.

Oh, and to correCT the reCord, I don’t mean that he can’t curl 60 pounds. Of course he can. He could probably curl well more than that. But he’s not just gonna casually hand them to someone.

That’s like picking up a petite woman and carrying her across the gym and just handing her to someone. It’s stupid. That’s 120 pounds. So Patrick picked up half of his bodyweight, and just casually handed it to someone like you would with a cup of coffee? What a lying idiot. Guys that body build competitively don’t do that.

But it had to have been casual because this guy just accepted 120 pounds of weight from Patrick without protesting or complaining or putting up any kind of resistance or demanding more information as to why he should accept 120 pounds.

Most sets of dumbbells can’t be gripped by two pairs of hands at the same time anyway. Normally when you hand dumbbells to someone you put them down in front of them. 60 pounds? Even more so. This is so fabricated and childish it’s not even funny.
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Not to mention that he is supposedly doing all this within earshot of the aggrieved fat woman.

So she gets to see and hear one guy argue with another about her, and her supposed defender just casually estimates how much extra weight she is carrying on her body.

And there is a difference between carrying dumbbells and carrying weight that is distributed over your frame.
 
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Not to mention that he is supposedly doing all this within earshot of the aggrieved fat woman.

So she gets to see and hear one guy argue with another about her, and her supposed defender just casually estimates how much extra weight she is carrying on her body.

And there is a difference between carrying dumbbells and carrying weight that is distributed over your frame.
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"You think you've got it rough? Try being a fat pig like this whore," said Torque Wheeler courageously. The bully backed down and everyone in the gym cheered in all the right places!
 
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