Jesus, there are now adult happy meals

[Punished Dan Mullen]

 

[guest]

I hope they do a Rick and Morty one and put cyanide in all the mealss

 

[guest]

WTF IS THIS THING?!

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"It started in the Summer of 2018 when I made a tweet saying I did not personally find Norm MacDonald to be funny."

 

[Say “Cookie”]

This is all speculation but I think that whole Rick & Morty sauce thing fucked them up. Suddenly it became an internet meme to go to McDonalds and get Rick's special sauce that he bent the universe trying to obtain and someone decided they needed to be "hip".

I never understood the modern popularity of the Szechuan sauce. It was fucking terrible in the 90s. Rick & Morty is fag shit.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Fast food is gay. Eat enough of that soy-drenched shit and you’ll turn into a homo.

Some people are raised on it, if you can believe it. No judgement to Brothamen who were, or who carried their lunch in a cold patch bag, it's just shocking to someone who grew up on fairly simple homecooked food. I once gave a coworker a piece of leftover homemade pizza, and he picked off like half the toppings before he even took a bite. Artichoke hearts, black olives, red onion, mushrooms, everything that wasn't cheese and meat. I was more sad and hurt to see good food wasted than offended at his Sam Roberts palate.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Some people are raised on it, if you can believe it. No judgement to Brothamen who were, or who carried their lunch in a cold patch bag, it's just shocking to someone who grew up on fairly simple homecooked food. I once gave a coworker a piece of leftover homemade pizza, and he picked off like half the toppings before he even took a bite. Artichoke hearts, black olives, red onion, mushrooms, everything that wasn't cheese and meat. I was more sad and hurt to see good food wasted than offended at his Sam Roberts palate.

My best friend's parents were kind of losers when we were growing up and he almost exclusively eats fast food and I've never seen him drink anything but coffee and Dr. Pepper. He's actually a big athletic dude. He feeds his kid the same way because why learn to cook fuck all when you can just go get a burger.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Some people are raised on it, if you can believe it. No judgement to Brothamen who were, or who carried their lunch in a cold patch bag, it's just shocking to someone who grew up on fairly simple homecooked food. I once gave a coworker a piece of leftover homemade pizza, and he picked off like half the toppings before he even took a bite. Artichoke hearts, black olives, red onion, mushrooms, everything that wasn't cheese and meat. I was more sad and hurt to see good food wasted than offended at his Sam Roberts palate.

I carried my lunch (which was a shitty bruised apple and peanut butter and jelly) in a big brown paper bag you get from the grocery store.

 

[aRTie02150]

I carried my lunch (which was a shitty bruised apple and peanut butter and jelly) in a big brown paper bag you get from the grocery store.

Lol I usually had a regular plastic bag that you get from the cashier at a convenience store. Very embarrassing

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Lol I usually had a regular plastic bag that you get from the cashier at a convenience store. Very embarrassing

It was an Opie reference. Fez was also accused of stealing the bit on R+F.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

No better way to sum up my morbidly obese infantilized overly medicated generation than this horseshit.

I HOPE DEY DO MARVEL TOYS NEXT!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I never understood the modern popularity of the Szechuan sauce. It was fucking terrible in the 90s. Rick & Morty is fag shit.

I think that part of the bit was that it was shitty. It’s a le irony thing. I remember when that happened there were a lot redditors saying they should sue McDonald’s for false advertising.