Jesus he is still trying to get in on a viral moment he missed out on

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat was 12 hours late to the viral Pop Tart moment and he is still trying to leach off it days later.

Give it up Pat. Its not going to happen. Nobody gives a fuck about pop tarts anymore. You missed the moment by a day and the lame quips you posted werent funny and went nowhere.

 

[King of OnAForums]

What kind of man signs away parental rights to their daughter?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This faggot's life sucks. Everything he cares about is stupid.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This faggot's life sucks. Everything he cares about is stupid.

Its ok he has now switched to his bread and butter. Trump posting. What a way to start every day.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

So many broken people whose entire existence revolves around being miserable on Twitter.

Go down the rabbit hole of anyone who interacts with Pat on Twitter. Their entire feed is being on Twitter 12+ hours a day, grousing about Trump, conservatives or Christians. That's their entire life.

 

[PogromStallone]

There was a viral pop tart moment? How do you even come across this shit.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

There was a viral pop tart moment? How do you even come across this shit.

It was during one of those early college football bowl games that have shitty sponsors. So there was a " Pop Tarts Bowl". Pat didnt even watch it. He just saw that people were making jokes about the mascot during the game 12 hours prior. So pat though he could try to get in on the hype. By the time pat starting posting about it, it was old news and he missed the window of interest on twitter.

Here is the post he was envious of and thought he could could do better. Notice the difference in engagement.

 

[PogromStallone]

It was during one of those early college football bowl games that have shitty sponsors. So there was a " Pop Tarts Bowl". Pat didnt even watch it. He just saw that people were making jokes about the mascot during the game 12 hours prior. So pat though he could try to get in on the hype. By the time pat starting posting about it, it was old news and he missed the window of interest on twitter.

Here is the post he was envious of and thought he could could do better. Notice the difference in engagement.

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Thanks, brotherman.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Still trying....but this time in a Poll

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He is obsessed with snacks that go viral.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Still trying....but this time in a Poll

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Didn't a kid die on that sub? Classic pat.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Didn't a kid die on that sub? Classic pat.

But they were rich so their lives arent as important as some drunk midwestern rube that tweets all day. His envy is palpable.

 

[lil chud]

There was a viral pop tart moment? How do you even come across this shit.

There are many people who live their entire lives online and know about every """viral""" meme and event. Back in the day paying attention to celebrities and their lives was a thing people did, but at least their excuse was the internet wasn't around and reading books is gay.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Still trying....but this time in a Poll

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Nice voter turnout, stupid.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Nice voter turnout, stupid.

 

[Harry Powell]

Still trying....but this time in a Poll

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A kid died on that submarine who was nervous about even going on the trip and was forced by his dad. Pat’s a ghoul taking joy in death simply because it was an “acceptable target”

 

[The Talking Dead]

I really hate him.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Nice voter turnout, stupid.

Off topic polls about whether or not someone should delete their account get more votes than this

 

[Reginald The Florist]

What an agonizing and awful existence it must be to have your personal worth and enjoyment tied into social media. Usually when you talk about that it’s young kids who have a wealth of money from being influencers, but Pat doesn’t even have that. He had a brief blip of influence from a viral post that he let get to his head, and now he’s been chasing the dragon for years only to end up a complete and utter fool.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

What an agonizing and awful existence it must be to have your personal worth and enjoyment tied into social media. Usually when you talk about that it’s young kids who have a wealth of money from being influencers, but Pat doesn’t even have that. He had a brief blip of influence from a viral post that he let get to his head, and now he’s been chasing the dragon for years only to end up a complete and utter fool.

Even funnier is when he tries to talk money. When he has wasted what little he has on booze,food,and frivolous lawsuits. Then tries to act like he knows how billionaires should spend their money. Pat uses Amazon and uber as well as cloudflare and twitter. The same companies he tries to label as evil. He is their customer.