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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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This type of talk is done by dork teenagers trying to impress others that know he’s full of shit. Nobody over 25 brags about bar fights and other altercations (because police get involved) because it’s sad and pathetic. Pat is 42 and pretends he’s some big tough guy that happens to find himself in tough guy situations often. It shows how Pat has lost touch with reality years ago.
 
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Fat wont say what the "racist alpha male" said but will just squiggle out 1 line to type nigger to his twitter followers with his own fake hate-mail, remember he writes himself fake fan-mail. PAThetic.

He forgot because he has to many to remember, Scooter.

Action star Fat Cruise over here.

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He is so doughy and his legs are so weak they would snap if he even tried it. But he is to slow to pudgy and fat that he would get kneed or I doubt he even has the strength to generate momentum for a leg sweep.

He is so PAThetic and lame it is almost sad. But than he shows his true self and you hate him even more.
No one ever throws a leg sweep in a fight its a good way to get knocked out and your pockets emptied.
Pig probably just got done watching the black karate kid on disney while his gay wife was getting trained upstairs, fucking fat creep.
Barrel torso, huge tits, no hips, skinny legs.

He's built like a Polish grandmother.
 

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Whenever Pat goes off on one of his tough guy rants I always think of this clip. I'm sure watching Seagal clear a bar full of scumbags was very comforting to a timid friendless misfit like Pat who was being bullied to the point of having his arm broken. In this clip not only does Seagal "fold" someone into a phone booth similar to Pat's locker room claim but he also has a showdown where he fights a gentleman (who looks suspiciously like Jerry Jen) using broken pool cues. We have video evidence of Pat's stick fighting prowess, is there still time to warn Jen before he gets in over his head?
 

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Another lie, while talking tough he’s said he’s not won every fight hes been in like anyone would believe he’s been in multiple fights in his adult years.
Yeah, 5 years ago he had enough self-awareness to sprinkle a couple of L's in there to make his bar fighting prowess seem slightly less full of shit. His delusions are intensifying.

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