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Jean claude van ham is back

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He's fucking hammered
 
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What are they arguing about, Pat? Are they having loud sports arguments at the bar then looking at you because you’re also a white man? Or is this the twitterverse where racism is so rampant Pat experiences angry racist white men having loud racist arguments and looking to him for backup on a repeated basis, even though literally no one else has ever had that experience.
 

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What are they arguing about, Pat? Are they having loud sports arguments at the bar then looking at you because you’re also a white man? Or is this the twitterverse where racism is so rampant Pat experiences angry racist white men having loud racist arguments and looking to him for backup on a repeated basis, even though literally no one else has ever had that experience.
He literally is only ever around white people, he's not rushing to the aid of poor defenseless minorities
 
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Douche chills. Takes me back to being a kid and trying to impress my friends with just as fictitious stories where I am super badass and tussle with sixteen year olds, or got annoyed and put some guy straight into his place with my razor sharp wit and insults. Imagine telling those kind of school yard tall tales as a grown man with a straight face, and not feeling even the slightest bit of embarrassment.

He really is an overgrown babychild.
 

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If the 2016 story had actually happened, he would have tweeted about it by now.

He stood up to a white supremacist to defend a poor "brown person" (interesting phrasing there) and forgot about it for 6 years until tonight.

Fat wont say what the "racist alpha male" said but will just squiggle out 1 line to type nigger to his twitter followers with his own fake hate-mail, remember he writes himself fake fan-mail. PAThetic.

He forgot because he has to many to remember, Scooter.

Action star Fat Cruise over here.

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He is so doughy and his legs are so weak they would snap if he even tried it. But he is to slow to pudgy and fat that he would get kneed or I doubt he even has the strength to generate momentum for a leg sweep.

He is so PAThetic and lame it is almost sad. But than he shows his true self and you hate him even more.
No one ever throws a leg sweep in a fight its a good way to get knocked out and your pockets emptied.
Pig probably just got done watching the black karate kid on disney while his gay wife was getting trained upstairs, fucking fat creep.
 
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Two things about the first two tweets:

#1 Anyone who's truly an alpha male would never look at anyone for backup. If they start losing an argument they don't look for a buddy they just take it to the next level: physicality. Only a beta like Patrick could concoct such a ridiculous story.

#2 Racist people are very low-key racist. They don't just go around locker rooms being racist and looking for other white people to back them up, because they know that white guilt has turned 99% of white people into bigger niggers than niggers themselves.
 
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That usually ends with you in jail
100% accurate as always, atalker.

Anyone who has actually been a tough guy (which is just another way of saying violent moron with an anger management issue) knows that even if you're verbally aggressive in the way Patrick fantasizes about, the cops are more than likely going to be called 99 times out of 100.

And if you lay hands on someone you go to jail no matter what. Cops aren't trying to discuss things when there's been a fight. They take everyone involved to jail and let the judge sort it out there in the morning.

And seeing as how Pat has nothing more on his record than a speeding ticket.... He's a fucking liiiiiiaaaaar.
 
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100% accurate as always, atalker.

Anyone who has actually been a tough guy (which is just another way of saying violent moron with an anger management issue) knows that even if you're verbally aggressive in the way Patrick fantasizes about, the cops are more than likely going to be called 99 times out of 100.

And if you lay hands on someone you go to jail no matter what. Cops aren't trying to discuss things when there's been a fight. They take everyone involved to jail and let the judge sort it out there in the morning.

And seeing as how Pat has nothing more on his record than a speeding ticket.... He's a fucking liiiiiiaaaaar.
No child, when the police come it's only for the cleanup. They have been instructed not to arrest him, as he is a very Special Boy and is always right and never wrong.
 
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100% accurate as always, atalker.

Anyone who has actually been a tough guy (which is just another way of saying violent moron with an anger management issue) knows that even if you're verbally aggressive in the way Patrick fantasizes about, the cops are more than likely going to be called 99 times out of 100.

And if you lay hands on someone you go to jail no matter what. Cops aren't trying to discuss things when there's been a fight. They take everyone involved to jail and let the judge sort it out there in the morning.

And seeing as how Pat has nothing more on his record than a speeding ticket.... He's a fucking liiiiiiaaaaar.
Acktually he has a disorderly conduct in Florida so he may have actually been in an fight one time. Or he may have got shitfaced and passed out in some old lady’s front yard.
 
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