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Nice Newman hair, stupid.
He did not offer that
He literally is only ever around white people, he's not rushing to the aid of poor defenseless minoritiesWhat are they arguing about, Pat? Are they having loud sports arguments at the bar then looking at you because you’re also a white man? Or is this the twitterverse where racism is so rampant Pat experiences angry racist white men having loud racist arguments and looking to him for backup on a repeated basis, even though literally no one else has ever had that experience.
If the 2016 story had actually happened, he would have tweeted about it by now.
He stood up to a white supremacist to defend a poor "brown person" (interesting phrasing there) and forgot about it for 6 years until tonight.
100% accurate as always, atalker.That usually ends with you in jail
No child, when the police come it's only for the cleanup. They have been instructed not to arrest him, as he is a very Special Boy and is always right and never wrong.100% accurate as always, atalker.
Anyone who has actually been a tough guy (which is just another way of saying violent moron with an anger management issue) knows that even if you're verbally aggressive in the way Patrick fantasizes about, the cops are more than likely going to be called 99 times out of 100.
And if you lay hands on someone you go to jail no matter what. Cops aren't trying to discuss things when there's been a fight. They take everyone involved to jail and let the judge sort it out there in the morning.
And seeing as how Pat has nothing more on his record than a speeding ticket.... He's a fucking liiiiiiaaaaar.
Another lie, while talking tough he’s said he’s not won every fight hes been in like anyone would believe he’s been in multiple fights in his adult years.
BDA should probably hop in and correcT the record for PaT here.
Acktually he has a disorderly conduct in Florida so he may have actually been in an fight one time. Or he may have got shitfaced and passed out in some old lady’s front yard.100% accurate as always, atalker.
Anyone who has actually been a tough guy (which is just another way of saying violent moron with an anger management issue) knows that even if you're verbally aggressive in the way Patrick fantasizes about, the cops are more than likely going to be called 99 times out of 100.
And if you lay hands on someone you go to jail no matter what. Cops aren't trying to discuss things when there's been a fight. They take everyone involved to jail and let the judge sort it out there in the morning.
And seeing as how Pat has nothing more on his record than a speeding ticket.... He's a fucking liiiiiiaaaaar.
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