Jean Claude Van Damme

[Leeeavings]

We Obari-maxing.

Gowcaizer was fuckin weird but at least it was Master Masami

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You anime people have ruined my Jean Claude Van Damme thread. You're worse than the Canadians.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

You anime people have ruined my Jean Claude Van Damme thread. You're worse than the Canadians.

Street Fighter is videogames.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Street Fighter is videogames.

Was Jean Claude Van Damme's little foreign ass in the Street Fighter video games?

I didn't fucking think so.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Was Jean Claude Van Damme's little foreign ass in the Street Fighter video games?

I didn't fucking think so.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Son of a bitch. I'm sorry. I was wrong. I totally forgot this existed. I used to play it with my babysitter's kids.

 

[Leeeavings]

 

[Nigger Jim]

Universal Soldier had that ugly chic from SOA in it

 

[Nigger Jim]

And gomez addams was M Bison. I heard that movie sucked but it's probably pretty watchable. The cartoon was fucking retarded

The movie wasn’t the worse movie ever made, more believable than Schindler’s list.

You talking about the Jap anime? I didn’t mind it; there is a AIC song on it. That alone places it higher than any movie that doesn’t have a AIC song on it

 

[Niggerotchi]

Should've changed his named to Jean Claude Van Goddamn

 

[Chive Turkey]

Sacre bleu, je m'appelle Dircques Bentley

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Universal soldier goes hard, childs

Movies nobody has ever referenced since they were released

onaforums.net

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just remembered one time I had to call my ISP and the guy had to do something that took like 5 minutes and instead of putting me on hold the guy was like childishly excited to tell me all about The Expendables 2 and how much it rules. I have no desire to ever see any of those movies but I thought like "you adorable little fucker" and just let him go. He had a real boner for Dolph Lundgren.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

The movie wasn’t the worse movie ever made, more believable than Schindler’s list.

You talking about the Jap anime? I didn’t mind it; there is a AIC song on it. That alone places it higher than any movie that doesn’t have a AIC song on it

>baka gaijin replacement score
No.

 

[TorpidSloth]

JCVD plays a Francophone Cajun in Hard Target.

His character puts a grenade down a man's trousers at one point, pfg.

I think the only other one of his movies where his back story fits with his accent is Sudden Death, aka "Die Hard at an ice hockey game", where he plays a French Canadian fireman.

They should have made a movie where he'd had a serious head injury earlier and woke up speaking with a French accent.

Best Van Damme line - Double Impact - describing his more urbane twin brother - "He is a faggot. He wears silk underwear."

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I think the only other one of his movies where his back story fits with his accent is Sudden Death, aka "Die Hard at an ice hockey game", where he plays a French Canadian fireman.

They should have made a movie where he'd had a serious head injury earlier and woke up speaking with a French accent.

Best Van Damme line - Double Impact - describing his more urbane twin brother - "He is a faggot. He wears silk underwear."

Nothing gayer than wearing underwear.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

I think the only other one of his movies where his back story fits with his accent is Sudden Death, aka "Die Hard at an ice hockey game", where he plays a French Canadian fireman.

They should have made a movie where he'd had a serious head injury earlier and woke up speaking with a French accent.

Best Van Damme line - Double Impact - describing his more urbane twin brother - "He is a faggot. He wears silk underwear."

In Nowhere to Run he is also Quebecois.

 

[Goddamn! Baboon]

 

[LiberalPussy]

>baka gaijin replacement score
No.

>enjoyer of both scores for different reasons