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Jean Claude Van Damme

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Van Damme and Kylie Minogue apparently banged but she still says he's one of the biggest assholes she's ever worked with.
Well maybe she shouldn't have put her tounge in there.
I found it hilarious that they made Morrigan, the succubus character of all things, ugly for some reason.
I thought they just couldn't draw.
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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Same with Arnold always playing American guys with regular American names. You’re just supposed to ignore it I guess.

Van Damme has a show on Amazon or Netflix that was pretty funny. Basically making fun of himself the whole time.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Heavy is the head that wears the crown
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@RobertMewler just butt fucked you
Oh I'm sorry, Jen. Is the Universal Soldier diner fight scene not enough of a stereotypical Van Damme bar fight scene for ya? Despite the fact that EXACTLY what I described from every other Van Damme bar fight scene happens in the diner fight scene?

Eat shit. Eat my shit.
 

Jen_Tomlinson

Everyone’s alt
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Oh I'm sorry, Jen. Is the Universal Soldier diner fight scene not enough of a stereotypical Van Damme bar fight scene for ya? Despite the fact that EXACTLY what I described from every other Van Damme bar fight scene happens in the diner fight scene?

Eat shit. Eat my shit.
Why don’t you put on Keatons cop and see where your career stopped.
 
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wwaw 3DPD Morrigan from the Japanese PS1 ads.
 
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