Jean Claude Van Damme

[GialloGlove]

JCVD plays a Francophone Cajun in Hard Target.

His character puts a grenade down a man's trousers at one point, pfg.

That's rad.

 

[GialloGlove]

I wish I could be so lucky. (Dummy this is a reference to the fact that Kylie Minogue is also in the live action Street Fighter movie)

It wasn't even syndicated, it was like the first USA Network original cartoon.
They had one for Darkstalkers and Mortal Kombat as well.

Savage Dragon too.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nothing gayer than wearing underwear.

I had a pair of fake silk boxers when I was a kid and one time I snuck up on my dad and tried to give him a wedgie and he picked me up off the ground by the silk boxers gave me a wedgie from hell and threw me across the room by the undies. Any other material would have ripped. My asshole was bleeding. It was one of the worst decisions I've ever made.

 

[MonsterSteve]

It's a diner, but it's the same shit.

Is the waitress the chick from goodfellas who needs her lucky hat? I can't quite tell but it's close. She makes my weenie a bit thick.

edit: It's not. Still, those 90's chicks with the short hair drive me NUTS!