JDA and his forray into thee hive of pests

[BillKlacks]

Pedophile, manlet, failed author, weird giant wife that will definitely leave him, cringe inducing youtuber, pop culture obsessed npc, ugly chink friend that won't even show her face on his own podcast, spends his time obsessing and ripping on other authors who are just marginally more terrible at writing books than he is, complete attention whore. Does he not think the pests will turn? Pests always turn.....such is our hope

 

[captain_kamala]

jon, when did you wife start gaining weight? was it after your kid got sick. that's got to be a bummer.

 

[guest]

Look, the enemy of our enemy is our friend.

This kids shown some heart and hustle in a short amount of time here. I won't deny the books are probably gay and he will bring this place to the attention of alot of fags...but it's good to have a real Sci Fi person (atleast much more respected than Pat) in our ranks. You know it makes pig squeal.

This place could easily turn on him one day though, I hope he knows who he's playing rub a dick with here...

 

[potatopeeler63]

I TAUGHT HE WAS A FREN OF DA SHOW??? WAT DA FAWKKK?
EROCK WAT THE FUCK HAPPENDDDDDD?
GET JONS PUBLICIST ON DA FONEEEEE

fuckkkiiiiiiing publicistttttsssss
They’re the fucking worstttttttt
*spits on floor*

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Why do you fuckin faggots get so butthurt over him? He gets more eyes on pat which has always been a goal. He's spreading the virus.

 

[guest]

Why do you fuckin faggots get so butthurt over him? He gets more eyes on pat which has always been a goal. He's spreading the virus.

Plus it'll create a layer of insulation for our RICO cases....lightening rod on top for the feds

 

[guest]

The Cumias heel turns we have done have all been for a reason. Reddit mod mentality. Stealing content. Attempting to make money off forum content while being named Emily.

I noticed ol jonnyboy cleared the spitnigger hurtle when he was sharp about crediting Robert Mewler yesterday

He also promoted the NPS podcast without anyone asking. He's a good egg.

 

[Caverlock]

JDA is a good huevo and Queenie laughed about being called a "lesbian slant."

 

[Ace Orenstein]

jon, when did you wife start gaining weight? was it after your kid got sick. that's got to be a bummer.

At least he’s a good parent and never got his kids taken away, you whore. Your shit kids don’t even know who you are.

 

[alkiefuck2]

He gets more eyes on pat which has always been a goal.

lol what? since when does this place have goals? the goal is to have a loff and insult each others shirts

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

lol what? since when does this place have goals? the goal is to have a loff and insult each others shirts

Our publicly stated goal is to drive patrick to suicide. I'm sorry you're so stupid, child. I can't help you.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Johnny Mexican Rice is a faggot normie manlet.

Dankcast? More like Cringecast.

But maybe he's the faggot normie manlet we deserve, so keep kicking Patso in the nuts and keep your weabo bullshit to your fans.

 

[Jenna]

I like him, but his non-Patrick stuff is just... yeesh. I don't even mind the shilling of his books, but before Part 5 he talked about tennis and then went on a Jim Norton-esque rant about eating healthy.

The worst is the feuds he has with other alt-right youtubers. Dan tried to get them to pitch us this Liam guy and it was like "he lied and humiliated himself and now we make fun of him". Okay? Also calling the Quartering "The Quarter Pounder" is not the nuclear explosion of hilarity that Jon thinks it is.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Refer to us collectively as “pests” again and i’ll kick your cock off.

 

[guest]

Jesus, leave his kid out of it

 

[Clint Ruin]

lol what? since when does this place have goals? the goal is to have a loff and insult each others shirts

Yeah, whatever agendas some people have here, idgaf and I assume neither do most. Will I laugh if Pat or the SFWA are destroyed? Of course, I'll take great joy in it. Do I otherwise give a fuck? Not in the least, Rick could live forever as a millionaire or die tomorrow penniless and it would have the same net effect on my life. This is all sport fucking.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I am whole-heartedly indifferent to JDA.

 

[Raymond]

I don't mean to be a simp but I think JDA might not be a pedophile.

 

[DominusOdium]

JDA is a good egg. As the young and hip commentator Patrick S. Tomlinson might say: "Y'all trippin'".

 

[guest]

Probably never even heard da show sniff.