Jason "nigger lover" Sanford

[captain_kamala]

What's this guy's deal?
Do you think I could get him to be my sugar daddy?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I have no doubt he’s licked black guy cum out of his wife’s snatch.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

 

[Stent]

He's into things... but I doubt it's adult women.

 

[Nikki's Stinky Bum Bum]

Oogas hair annoys me. How the fuck does he see?

 

[Shane Gillis]

is he one of those "bug chasers" I've read about?

 

[Honey Badger]

Nice scarf, faggot

 

[stealthygeek]

Pupil dilation more alarming than Patrick S Tomlinson 1/probably a bunch

 

[captain_kamala]

Jason Sanford is happiest when he's with niggers.

 

[Udders]

He really needs to have his hard drive inspected.

 

[Nikki's Stinky Bum Bum]

Jason Sanford is happiest when he's with niggers.

Nikki: hey Jason, quit stealing my bit!

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Oogas hair annoys me. How the fuck does he see?

He doesn't - he gets guilty liberal Whites to stand around him and describe his surroundings

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

When u nut but she keep suckin

 

[Jenna]

Jason Sanford - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

He's literally just the white Oghenechovwe when it comes to his career. He fancies himself an editor and has written literally one book. Everything else is "short story in this magazine which I nominate for thousands of awards".

The one book he's written? Plague birds. An amazon review writes:

Check out this Amazon review of Plague Birds

Utterly Forgettable

www.amazon.com

You’ll notice two differences between my synopsis and the publisher’s: mine reads like a fantasy novel and is littered with furry terminology. This is, in my opinion, a more honest take on the story. Plague Birds isn’t science fiction; it’s a fantasy story set in a furry-themed post-apocalyptic earth. You’ve been warned.

And if the story isn’t cringy enough to turn you away, the writing will be. I noticed typos, awkward sentences, and clunky paragraphs full of unnecessary details and repetitive language. Frankly, the fact that this novel was nominated for a nebula lowers the award’s esteem in my eyes.

While goodreads is even meaner...

Dan Slotman's review of Plague Birds

1/5: Plague Birds is a bare skeleton of a story. It lacks the muscles of vivid characters, the skin of meaningful dialogue, and the clothing of significant stakes. It feels like a television season pitch in book form. Anything beyond "what happens" is an afterthought - characters, dialogue, and...

www.goodreads.com

Plague Birds is a bare skeleton of a story. It lacks the muscles of vivid characters, the skin of meaningful dialogue, and the clothing of significant stakes. It feels like a television season pitch in book form. Anything beyond "what happens" is an afterthought - characters, dialogue, and dramatic tension are all absent.

TECHNICAL
On technical merit, Plague Birds is one of the worst books that I've ever read. It is poorly written, poorly edited, and even poorly proofread. (Naming a character Tufte/Tuft didn't do the proofreader any favors, admittedly.)

Two other goodreads reviews for the pile

I wish I could give this book negative stars. Probably the worst book I've had the displeasure of reading. I seriously don't know how it got so many good reviews.

I spite-read to 96% and just put it down. So, so very bad. Grammatical errors, convoluted plot lines, and a non-sensical, disorganized, brutally violent for no reason world. Wooden, unbelievable dialogue. Cannibalistic monks (why???). AI forests, cities and libraries whose technology is so advanced and so poorly defined that it may as well be magic but less fun. Lots of potentially cool ideas but none of them were developed coherently. Oh, and all the people are human-animal hybrids and that's what caused the apocalypse? Why? SCIENCE!

I hated this book. I cannot believe that it was nominated for a Nebula and the fact that it was makes me question the whole organization. It was so poorly written and edited that I would have sworn that it was self-published.

It's weird for Jason & Oghenechovwe, like their celebrity in the world of authors is far more important than the shit they actually write. Exact same "I'm not here to write books, I'm here to collect awards and be praised" energy.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Jason Sanford - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

He's literally just the white Oghenechovwe when it comes to his career. He fancies himself an editor and has written literally one book. Everything else is "short story in this magazine which I nominate for thousands of awards".

The one book he's written? Plague birds. An amazon review writes:

Check out this Amazon review of Plague Birds

Utterly Forgettable

www.amazon.com

While goodreads is even meaner...

Dan Slotman's review of Plague Birds

1/5: Plague Birds is a bare skeleton of a story. It lacks the muscles of vivid characters, the skin of meaningful dialogue, and the clothing of significant stakes. It feels like a television season pitch in book form. Anything beyond "what happens" is an afterthought - characters, dialogue, and...

www.goodreads.com

Two other goodreads reviews for the pile





It's weird for Jason & Oghenechovwe, like their celebrity in the world of authors is far more important than the shit they actually write. Exact same "I'm not here to write books, I'm here to collect awards and be praised" energy.

I see Jason also has a cabal of terrorist cyberstalkers leaving felonious fake reviews on all of his books.

 

[The Greaseman]

What's this guy's deal?
Do you think I could get him to be my sugar daddy?

Guaranteed he would empty his bank account for you while insisting you fuck black men.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

It's Whoopi! Whoopi Plus One!

It's Whoopi! Whoopi Plus One!

 

[Fat Lispy Faggot]

Guaranteed he would empty his bank account for you while insisting you fuck black men.

Sounds like what Dan did for her.

 

[UncleAnthonyCumia]

He’s a size queen.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

A bead is actually touching his eyeball! How the fuck can he see?! Doesn't it hurt?! Wtf!