Jackie's "AppSec" presentation slides

[guest]

Don’t forget - she actually believed her room was bugged so you know her presentation was paranoid psycho nonsense.

Hey Jackie, this video will never disappear
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I really wonder what the owasp higher-ups thought when they saw this. And I really do wonder how she got this gig. Did she show up in someone's DMs and present herself as a cybersecurity expert? We'll probably never know

These "Risk Management Choices" overlap, and amount to "Do something" or "Don't do anything"

"There's literally nothing you can do if this happens to you" - Thanks cybersecurity expert

The solution, of course, is more internet restrictions and policing of the internet (at the end of the day these people really just want to run the camps)

"Niki Tomlinson" lol

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Hey Jackie, this video will never disappear

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1726692418152546305/pu/vid/avc1/480x852/pf_fpi1fD8C-lN1B.mp4?tag=12

I really wonder what the owasp higher-ups thought when they saw this. And I really do wonder how she got this gig. Did she show up in someone's DMs and present herself as a cybersecurity expert? We'll probably never know

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These "Risk Management Choices" overlap, and amount to "Do something" or "Don't do anything"

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"There's literally nothing you can do if this happens to you" - Thanks cybersecurity expert

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The solution, of course, is more internet restrictions and policing of the internet (at the end of the day these people really just want to run the camps)

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"Niki Tomlinson" lol

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She cant even get Pats wifes name right. More Disinformation.

 

[guest]

Nice "dark triad" ripoff, you uninspired hack. She's almost as dumb as Pat.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

What's that, you say?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

That's hilarious. I wonder if she came out to Punjabi MC wearing a backwards baseball cap.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Conferences are the worst. Imagine having an actual subject matter expertise in cyber and you’re forced to sit through a text wall presentation about trolling for an hour. I’d be cranking emails about 3 minutes into this one.

“Trolls are misogynistic and often display a different personality in real life than on the internet!”

1996 called, they want their hot take back.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

"Not necessarily technically proficient or highly formally educated"

She forgot to mention handsome.

But seriously, I could not think of a more retarded way to phrase this. She should have just said we are a bunch of gay retards

Also shows how she can't accept anyone here could be technically proficient or highly educated. We are all basement dwelling incels who flunked out of grade school. Nobody with an education, money or skills could possibly hate a fat blowhard!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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LOL She is describing herself and her tactics.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

So basically a whole panel and presentation that regular people would boil down to:

 

[Rudderman]

just lol that fatrick's judgment is so bad he thought this retarded street shitter was the very stable genius that would spearhead his winning counteroffensive

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I sure hope piggy corrects the record about “Niki Tomlinson” - come on Pat! You don’t know anyone named Niki Tomlinson! Say the line!