Jackie's "AppSec" presentation slides

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

She was one of the Keynote speakers...it cost over $100 to attend this event. What do you get for it? Tons of information about some fat retarded author you don't give a shit about and how people online bully him. What a great deal.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I don't get it, Dan Mullen clearly plays the role of all three

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I thought Fez Whatley was the one who cried? Every time he does someone gets to go to the prize closet.

 

[SFWA liaison]

rule 1 of slide presentations: make it really text dense with small print

 

[SpaceEdge]

The Gabagool

Role:
- Acts as an international smuggler for the operation's supply chain, often peddling in American milk, K cups and airBnB fronts.

Common tactics:
Tweeting at victims, reporting himself to the police, vampiring off 3rd party incomes

HP:120
Weakness: Bald women with pizza


The Street Shitter
Role:
- Maintains complex web based troll ecosystem based on performative cruelty

Common tactics:
Crash forums regularly due to low end Kolkata based server maintenance, entire DB is hosted off a series of phone farms

HP:80
Weakness: World Health Organization

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Her presentation was just her reading these slides. She doesn’t understand how to do a presentation. They haven’t posted the video but did post others - they must know they got scammed by a complete phony.

Seriously. Presentations 101: easy on the slide texts, you embarrassment of a mother.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Seriously. Presentations 101: easy on the slide texts, you embarrassment of a mother.

She doesn’t know it’s meant to be talking points - not everything you’re going to say. She really made that convention organizers look stupid - she prob told them all kinds of bullshit about her credentials that they believed. They got a fat rambling wacko crying about tweets.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Team Cryer is gonna beat Team Cerebral this month in troll engagement numbers! #TeamCryer #FuckTeamCerebral

Reminder that team T-shirt designs are due Monday

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I like that she thinks we have a leader we all worship and follow their orders. No wonder why Pat has been calling us a “cult” - Jackie told him we were.

Its proof through all her "research" she hasnt leaned a damn thing. Its so bizarre how they pride themselves about trying to debunk disinformation yet this his whole presentation is chalk full of disinformation.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Say "troll" again, ya fat dumb brown debtcel

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It’s proof through all her "research" she hasnt leaned a damn thing. It’s so bizarre how they pride themselves about trying to debunk disinformation yet this his whole presentation is chock full of disinformation.

And when they completely fuck it up and say something ridiculous like we’re a satanic cult that kills animals they just move on like they never said it and try to say they shouldn’t be reminded of being wrong.

 

[HotAnus]

Literally some sociology 101 bs. Nothing cybersec related to this bullshit

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

She was one of the Keynote speakers...it cost over $100 to attend this event. What do you get for it? Tons of information about some fat retarded author you don't give a shit about and how people online bully him. What a great deal.

It was $800-$1,000 and I guess they don’t vet the presenters at all or even ask what they’re going to present about ahead of time. Even if this was done intelligently (it wasn’t), what the fuck does it have to do with IT security and why would anyone who paid for this conference give a fuck?

 

[RickReternal]

She knows she’s full of shit and grifting, right? It’s annoying but at least a hustle if she’s self-aware. If she buys this shit…

I’m asking because of the smoke detector stuff. That’s next level.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It was $800-$1,000 and I guess they don’t vet the presenters at all or even ask what they’re going to present about ahead of time. Even if this was done intelligently (it wasn’t), what the fuck does it have to do with IT security and why would anyone who paid for this conference give a fuck?

That’s what I was about to say - instead of taking about actual cyber threats / terrorists - like the one that JUST HAPPENED in Las Vegas that shut down MGM properties that lost millions of dollars a day - this “cyber security expert” that I’m sure really puffed up her experience working for the Biden campaign instead of being some shitty diversity hire that got FIRED was paid to ramble about people making goofy twiiter accounts to bother a fat idiot that can’t stop responding and making it worse.

I think they’re really embarrassed by her tricking them with her exaggerated experience and this was what she gave them. Could be due to her request but KF pointed out the OTHER keynote speech videos were uploaded but not Jackie’s.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

She knows she’s full of shit and grifting, right? It’s annoying but at least a hustle if she’s self-aware. If she buys this shit…

I’m asking because of the smoke detector stuff. That’s next level.

She told them all kinds of lies about her experience - I bet she made it sound like she was personally meeting with Biden / Harris and takes credit for getting them elected thanks to her work keeping the campaign safe from cyber threats.

 

[swole_edging_llc]

Slide 4 from her deck - she has to be trolling.
She is the Cerebral Order of the Nine Angels leader troll after all!

 

[PorqueDealer]

She knows she’s full of shit and grifting, right? It’s annoying but at least a hustle if she’s self-aware. If she buys this shit…

I’m asking because of the smoke detector stuff. That’s next level.

That whole thing was just an excuse for her to do the video where she scans the sensor with the $99 bug detector device.
It's all part of the LARP of Cybersecurity specialist and for ignorant (in cyber security) twitter followers (all 9 of them) to be impressed that the smelly brown woman has "hi-tech gadgetry" and thus, must be a legitimate professional.

Ignoring the fact that said smelly brown person thought a hidden camera would be using flash photography. The twitter users are too retarded to look any deeper into it.

 

[Udders]

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Slide 4 from her deck - she has to be trolling.
She is the Cerebral Order of the Nine Angels leader troll after all!

It's cute that the happy couple wore matching hat/jersey/teeth.

 

[cliveowen]

"Not necessarily technically proficient or highly formally educated"

She forgot to mention handsome.

But seriously, I could not think of a more retarded way to phrase this. She should have just said we are a bunch of gay retards