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I broke my hymen, man
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Izzy Hops Swig & Nosh
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Ah, so it's named after Nikki.
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Nice Adam's apple, ma'am.
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Cant miss Monday Night Football!
btw Packers lost that game even though they were up by like 14.
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I think his going to bars thing is to strike up conversations with people so he can talk about himself. By his own admission he always sits at the bar and talks to strangers. Which is exactly what someone would do if they were being stalked and feared for their life, right?
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Swig and Nosh sounds like a disgusting gay sex act.
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It’s also just so try-hard. Very on-brand for Pat.
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I’ve always assumed he is the type to have crippling social anxiety which is why I struggle to picture him being outgoing and talking to randoms constantly.
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It's like it's been named just to attract classless anglophiles like Patrick. Izzy Hops is a terrible name as is, but bolt on some random brit slang from the 20s and suddenly Patrick can sit in a random hipster bar and pretend he's George Orwell with a pint of mild. Just imagine the smug shit eating grin on Patrick's fat fish mouth while he overenunciates the o in "nosh". Disgusting.
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This is why he’s an alcoholic. He needs to have a buzz on so he can talk to people. That’s why he doesn’t mind being a day drinker.
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I can imagine him claiming he went there to get in the right mindset to write his Tiny Tim book that will never be finished or published.
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I know a great literary agent called Leslie that might be able to help him get published, maybe he should reach out to her?
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Waiting for Pat to explain how aspect ratios on photos are responsible for him having a huge gut, back fat and multiple chins.
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It's literally how he made friends with Boomia way before any of this started
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Of course he forces it which is why the conversations would be unnatural, awkward, and creepy
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Yeah and he has always denied it. Shameless liar.
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It's one thing to be fat, but to have those stupidly skinny arms too. Nice SpongeBob body
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Pat’s fat, weak body was a topic of conversation last night among people far more well-known than Pat.
You don’t need to be a Patposter to realize how full of shit this tub o’ lard is.
I was at a party where two people were aware who Pat is, one of whom had heard Katie Herzog’s podcast mentioning him. He remembered specifically her saying that Pat was clearly lying about not having gained weight. When I showed him a picture of the pig, he laughed at Pat’s arms. Then I told him Pat’s story about casually handing over 60lb barbells to a dudebro in order to avenge a fellow fatty. His take: “You can tell he doesn’t spend time in a gym without even looking at his picture. If he did, he’d know that’s not gym culture. Guys at the gym are always extremely supportive of anyone who’s there to lose weight.” Then I told him that Pat claims to bench 250 and he said “This guy is really bad at lying for someone who does it so much.”